hai mootfag we haf sum /r/ 4 u

1. u see ? liek in dis board were all EXPERT PROGRAMMERS so i thot it wud B a gr8 idea to put EXPERT PROGRAMMER insted ov Anonymous as a default name
2. we need moar BBcode tags liek teh size tag n teh color tag 2 maek teh bbcode touring-complete kthx
3. 2 poast in dis bord it wud be kewl if u had to answer to sum questions about lisp n abut sicp n u also hav to answer 2 sum questens abot haskell bc u see we r al EXPERT PROGRAMMERS n we dunt want non-EXPERT PROGRAMMER ppl in dis bord

I don't think moot speaks retard. Try posting in English.

>>2
yhbt by an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

>>1
That was EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality!
I am the 1/0 of my GET.
LISP is my body, and SICP is my blood.
I have created over 999 HUGE programs that you couldn't even comprehend.
Unaware of Python.
Nor aware of Ruby on rails.
Withstood the forced indentation of the code to create many touring-complete programs.
Waiting for an EXPERT PROGRAMMER's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was /prog/.

OP here (lol I suck cocks) with an translation:

1. Please have EXPERT PROGRAMMER instead of Anonymous for the default blank name because I'm gay.

2. Moar colors cause I'm from gaiaonline and I know VBScript but it doesn't have colors and tis full of buttsex.

3. tl;dr: wait, nevermind

>>5
lol you're not the OP because I AM the OP of this thread see how I retain my ID and you don't !

>>6
amidoinitrite? also, mootikens, could you also have pics so we can post screencaps of our awesome codeszz?

>>7
Failure detected

YOU ARE NOW THINKING MANUALLY