hai mootfag we haf sum /r/ 4 u

1. u see ? liek in dis board were all EXPERT PROGRAMMERS so i thot it wud B a gr8 idea to put EXPERT PROGRAMMER insted ov Anonymous as a default name
2. we need moar BBcode tags liek teh size tag n teh color tag 2 maek teh bbcode touring-complete kthx
3. 2 poast in dis bord it wud be kewl if u had to answer to sum questions about lisp n abut sicp n u also hav to answer 2 sum questens abot haskell bc u see we r al EXPERT PROGRAMMERS n we dunt want non-EXPERT PROGRAMMER ppl in dis bord

OP here (lol I suck cocks) with an translation:

1. Please have EXPERT PROGRAMMER instead of Anonymous for the default blank name because I'm gay.

2. Moar colors cause I'm from gaiaonline and I know VBScript but it doesn't have colors and tis full of buttsex.

3. tl;dr: wait, nevermind