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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 3:17 ID:xlvBy3b7

Guys I want to learn PHP and even have a book to help me, but for some reason I can't bring myself to read the book. What do I do?

Name: Alac 2007-06-02 3:20 ID:KPkvOK1o

SUCK MY LADYCOCK!

alacaq@gmail.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 3:20 ID:Heaven

Your subconsciousness is reacting to the crap you're intending to throw at it. Listen to it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 5:22 ID:+XT0eEps

Guys I want to learn PHP and even have a book to help me, but for some reason I can't bring myself to read the book. What do I do?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 6:28 ID:oJzVBKvc

Read the book.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 7:24 ID:Heaven

Read SICP instead.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 9:49 ID:zomoEvcv

PHP sucks. Learn Python/Ruby/C#/anything else

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 10:44 ID:KwNq+C2G

it's pretty hard to imagine how a language worse than python could possibly exist, but somehow php manages it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 11:40 ID:QOhdXpph

>>7
C#

lol! Shows us what you know.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 3:30 ID:9LQikQci

C# fucking sucks.  Why the fuck do you use such a fucking horrible language?  Makes my fucking eyes boil out of their sockets.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 5:19 ID:Qzf30eJe

php is a very practical and worth while language. The basics are very easy to master, and you can get paid a lot by making sites designed in it.

What i recommend is downloading 'apache friends', and make some pages in php.

If you just want to program and not design web pages download notepad++ as well
 

the best way to learn is to actually program in it =D

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 6:08 ID:Iz11dHaS

>>11
Shut up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 7:00 ID:YlVRtuGw

everyone says php sucks, then youre all like haha it cant be that bad


it is that bad

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 8:01 ID:BBziV54i

It's bad, but what are the alternatives? ASP, JSP, Perl..? lol!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 8:03 ID:IF0vVq6p

>>14
Perl should not be in that list. Perl doesn't suck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 8:19 ID:BBziV54i

>>15
It does.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 9:02 ID:Heaven

>>14
C fast-cgi
ASM win32 cgi
Haskell

yepyep.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 9:41 ID:Heaven

c cgi > perl cgi > jscript .net cgi > * > asp > python > ruby > php

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 10:01 ID:Heaven

Shut up or come up with a real alternative

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 10:19 ID:8y2c65ze

>>10
It's a fuckload better than Java at least, although that's not saying much.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 11:35 ID:CH3ZwN+W

>>19
ruby

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 11:50 ID:pJwzLiw+

PHP does suck, but >>11
is right.  It's easy to learn and in common use, thus profitable.

There's no way to get around reading the book, really.  If you're like me you may find it easier to make yourself use an ebook or instructional website, but you need willpower.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 17:52 ID:NyFEPFbt

COBOL is easy to learn and in uncommon use, thus more profitable.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 18:20 ID:YlVRtuGw

Python kicks PHP's ass pretty thoroughly as a web language, and I can think of several other languages that probably do as well.  If nobody wants to touch PHP with a ten foot pole for anything outside its very narrow application as a web-scripting environment, that should be a warning to you.

If your philosophy is to target only the most popular tech at any time, history shows that you end up using some pretty ugly shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 19:58 ID:Heaven

you end up using some pretty ugly shit.
*cough* JSP

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 19:59 ID:8y2c65ze

>>24
LISTEN TO THIS MAN

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 20:04 ID:qSzcGtD3

PHP is like fucking girls, you have to try it once to know it's gross!

Name: !SuE7VXBycQ 2007-06-03 20:23 ID:Heaven

You can use PHP to find awesome tripcodes such as mine!

Name: !SuE7VXBycQ 2007-06-03 20:24 ID:Heaven

okay so this didn't work for some reason

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 20:32 ID:/J3j8OZ6

>>27
Fucking girls is awesome
As Woody Allen said: Is sex dirty? Yes, but only if done properly.

Name: !WAHamoMfUc 2007-06-03 20:37 ID:Heaven

>>28-29
Perhaps you should have used C instead.
Also, #VIPPE is an awesome tripcode.

Name: !LiCizSYpVc 2007-06-03 21:43 ID:Heaven

hmm

Name: !GZO15gPeDo 2007-06-03 22:02 ID:GdU92ZuX

lol internet

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 22:08 ID:Heaven

Name: !xEQh4XPEDo 2007-06-03 22:10 ID:Heaven

:)

Name: !xEQh4XPEDo 2007-06-03 22:12 ID:Heaven

>>34
Nice, but I wrote my own script which is much nicer and supports regex.

Name: !mMEIshBAkA 2007-06-03 22:22 ID:n48w5phr

I wrote my own C program which is much nicer and supports regex.

Name: !xEQh4XPEDo 2007-06-04 0:45 ID:oDTxhSMe

>>37
I wrote my own Haskell program which is much nicer, supports regex and can find any tripcode instantly by reversing the hash algorithm in a way your brain could never comprehend.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 1:47 ID:9fXG7/Oe

>>38
SAUCE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 20:52 ID:Heaven

GTFO TRIPFAGS

Name: anonymous !faggot0tBQ 2007-06-05 1:03 ID:UQaSy0RU

>>40
NO U

Name: !anhOn/NO/U 2007-06-05 7:43 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 9:34 ID:O5j/wJfE

Tripfags? In MY world4ch?

Name: Hinaichigo !xEQh4XPEDo 2007-06-05 14:17 ID:LaMAgVHT

>>43
ANONYMITY IS STUPID, I WANT CREDIT FOR MY POSTS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 14:21 ID:Ja2xMVQw

>>44

Enjoy your internet reputation, retard

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 14:23 ID:BBX3aT+U

PHP is my bread and butter and I wouldn't trade it for anything except maybe that crazy perl/PHP mix one guy made, I forget what its called but it looks fantastic in the way that, when you look at a mountain of dead babies you think "hells yes!" PHP also just makes a little more sense when I see the source code, more so than most other languages. Whereas I have to always have my Perl book on hand, PHP is all stored up here *points to head*, oh and here too *points to Firefox PHP Manual quick search*

Name: !anonymous 2007-06-05 14:38 ID:Heaven

lol tripcodes

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 15:06 ID:9h+KRwhu

one guy
Specifically WAHa.06x36, incidentally also the author of wakaba.

Name: !SEXwNEvaDA 2007-06-05 15:48 ID:0a9jX/Nr

OMG HAX

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 17:04 ID:ZTphYn+4

PerlHP. I was in that thread (small good gadgets you make) when WAHa.06x36 came up with it as a T(o)uring-complete web application server in one line, or something like that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 17:09 ID:Heaven

>>50
There's an anonymous BBS script written in PerlHP...
http://hotaru.thinkindifferent.net/bbs/

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:52

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:34


tripcode and shit socializing   with your idiotic   friends I got   used to always   use braces Not   because noobs fail   ifs but because   I am a   JAVA i ahev   a long doc   and i make   programs wF my   API if you   dont repost this   comment on 10   other pages i   will hax your   anus tonight and   make a mess   The only problems   I have with   code turning into   them I get.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 14:00

Easy to lay out your indexes Read   the fucking manual   for your RDBMS.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:34

Retard daughter brings a.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 12:26

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 4:09

PHP Homepage: http://www.php.net

MySQL Homepage: http://www.mysql.com

PHP Builder community: http://www.phpbuilder.com

PHP Resource (great scripts here!): http://php.resourceindex.com

PHP For Beginners : http://ppmarketingcommissions.com/free/PHPForBeginner/files/PHPForBeginner.zip

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