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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 3:17 ID:xlvBy3b7

Guys I want to learn PHP and even have a book to help me, but for some reason I can't bring myself to read the book. What do I do?

Name: Alac 2007-06-02 3:20 ID:KPkvOK1o

SUCK MY LADYCOCK!

alacaq@gmail.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 3:20 ID:Heaven

Your subconsciousness is reacting to the crap you're intending to throw at it. Listen to it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 5:22 ID:+XT0eEps

Guys I want to learn PHP and even have a book to help me, but for some reason I can't bring myself to read the book. What do I do?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 6:28 ID:oJzVBKvc

Read the book.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 7:24 ID:Heaven

Read SICP instead.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 9:49 ID:zomoEvcv

PHP sucks. Learn Python/Ruby/C#/anything else

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 10:44 ID:KwNq+C2G

it's pretty hard to imagine how a language worse than python could possibly exist, but somehow php manages it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 11:40 ID:QOhdXpph

>>7
C#

lol! Shows us what you know.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 3:30 ID:9LQikQci

C# fucking sucks.  Why the fuck do you use such a fucking horrible language?  Makes my fucking eyes boil out of their sockets.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 5:19 ID:Qzf30eJe

php is a very practical and worth while language. The basics are very easy to master, and you can get paid a lot by making sites designed in it.

What i recommend is downloading 'apache friends', and make some pages in php.

If you just want to program and not design web pages download notepad++ as well
 

the best way to learn is to actually program in it =D

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 6:08 ID:Iz11dHaS

>>11
Shut up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 7:00 ID:YlVRtuGw

everyone says php sucks, then youre all like haha it cant be that bad


it is that bad

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 8:01 ID:BBziV54i

It's bad, but what are the alternatives? ASP, JSP, Perl..? lol!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 8:03 ID:IF0vVq6p

>>14
Perl should not be in that list. Perl doesn't suck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 8:19 ID:BBziV54i

>>15
It does.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 9:02 ID:Heaven

>>14
C fast-cgi
ASM win32 cgi
Haskell

yepyep.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 9:41 ID:Heaven

c cgi > perl cgi > jscript .net cgi > * > asp > python > ruby > php

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 10:01 ID:Heaven

Shut up or come up with a real alternative

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 10:19 ID:8y2c65ze

>>10
It's a fuckload better than Java at least, although that's not saying much.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 11:35 ID:CH3ZwN+W

>>19
ruby

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 11:50 ID:pJwzLiw+

PHP does suck, but >>11
is right.  It's easy to learn and in common use, thus profitable.

There's no way to get around reading the book, really.  If you're like me you may find it easier to make yourself use an ebook or instructional website, but you need willpower.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 17:52 ID:NyFEPFbt

COBOL is easy to learn and in uncommon use, thus more profitable.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 18:20 ID:YlVRtuGw

Python kicks PHP's ass pretty thoroughly as a web language, and I can think of several other languages that probably do as well.  If nobody wants to touch PHP with a ten foot pole for anything outside its very narrow application as a web-scripting environment, that should be a warning to you.

If your philosophy is to target only the most popular tech at any time, history shows that you end up using some pretty ugly shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 19:58 ID:Heaven

you end up using some pretty ugly shit.
*cough* JSP

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 19:59 ID:8y2c65ze

>>24
LISTEN TO THIS MAN

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 20:04 ID:qSzcGtD3

PHP is like fucking girls, you have to try it once to know it's gross!

Name: !SuE7VXBycQ 2007-06-03 20:23 ID:Heaven

You can use PHP to find awesome tripcodes such as mine!

Name: !SuE7VXBycQ 2007-06-03 20:24 ID:Heaven

okay so this didn't work for some reason

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 20:32 ID:/J3j8OZ6

>>27
Fucking girls is awesome
As Woody Allen said: Is sex dirty? Yes, but only if done properly.

Name: !WAHamoMfUc 2007-06-03 20:37 ID:Heaven

>>28-29
Perhaps you should have used C instead.
Also, #VIPPE is an awesome tripcode.

Name: !LiCizSYpVc 2007-06-03 21:43 ID:Heaven

hmm

Name: !GZO15gPeDo 2007-06-03 22:02 ID:GdU92ZuX

lol internet

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 22:08 ID:Heaven

Name: !xEQh4XPEDo 2007-06-03 22:10 ID:Heaven

:)

Name: !xEQh4XPEDo 2007-06-03 22:12 ID:Heaven

>>34
Nice, but I wrote my own script which is much nicer and supports regex.

Name: !mMEIshBAkA 2007-06-03 22:22 ID:n48w5phr

I wrote my own C program which is much nicer and supports regex.

Name: !xEQh4XPEDo 2007-06-04 0:45 ID:oDTxhSMe

>>37
I wrote my own Haskell program which is much nicer, supports regex and can find any tripcode instantly by reversing the hash algorithm in a way your brain could never comprehend.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 1:47 ID:9fXG7/Oe

>>38
SAUCE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 20:52 ID:Heaven

GTFO TRIPFAGS

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