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Best C library ever!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 9:42 ID:VJlAyrgE

Garbage collection. Linked lists. Trees. Heterogeneous lists and trees. Variant types. Tail recursion. Nested lexical scoping. Closures. Dynamically defined classes and functions. Mixins. Dynamic macros. Domain-specific languages. It's not Boost. What is it?

The best way to use C is this: implement Lisp. Then you have all these awesome features for your application! And you compile it with your usual $CFLAGS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 9:51 ID:Heaven

Saged for failed troll, no one knows what Lisp is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 10:13 ID:Heaven

But is it touring complete?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 10:58 ID:Heaven

Lisp is not Touring complete, it does not use memory.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 11:16 ID:Heaven

C is not touring complete either

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 12:04 ID:zU8Ju+ai

>>2
Most people would understand it to mean Common Lisp and Scheme.  I just wish LispFags would compare their language with Haskell and Prolog for a change, instead of the usual low-level langs like C.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 12:05 ID:E546Vk0R

LISP IS SO MUCH BETTAR THAN C!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 12:13 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 12:41 ID:zU8Ju+ai

>>8
Wow, the joke about LispOS being mental masturbation was true in a literal sense :-)

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 16:14 ID:g1XT/xmM

>>6
Haskell has too much syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 16:24 ID:Heaven

>>10
You just read hat today. It's actually true but in the general context of C, you should probably just shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 17:47 ID:g1XT/xmM

>>11
What

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 19:33 ID:Upra7Zbf

>>11
Haskell has more syntax than C

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 22:22 ID:DpqKav/5

Mixins.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 0:54 ID:Heaven

ITT high level faggotry

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 1:25 ID:OUVPjWl9

There is a high level of fagottry in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 6:26 ID:DSxoxqJz

ITT bearded Unix C programmers (>>15)

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 8:58 ID:HrFHbAmS

>>16
Just how high is it!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 11:41 ID:Heaven

>>18
It's over 9000!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-24 12:34 ID:DSxoxqJz

assert Scouter.Read(him) > 9000, "It's over 9000!!!!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:06

Vim

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:32

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