Best C library ever!

Garbage collection. Linked lists. Trees. Heterogeneous lists and trees. Variant types. Tail recursion. Nested lexical scoping. Closures. Dynamically defined classes and functions. Mixins. Dynamic macros. Domain-specific languages. It's not Boost. What is it?

The best way to use C is this: implement Lisp. Then you have all these awesome features for your application! And you compile it with your usual $CFLAGS!

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Most people would understand it to mean Common Lisp and Scheme.  I just wish LispFags would compare their language with Haskell and Prolog for a change, instead of the usual low-level langs like C.