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Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 6:50 ID:GbLZJ9Rk

HTML is structurally superior to C, Perl, Java, Ruby, Python, Lisp, Haskell or any other language you can think about.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 6:51 ID:hkRnelmh

HTML is also faster to execute.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 6:52 ID:A2jIsXmS

DSFARGEG

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 6:55 ID:ldLNjPzq

FGSFDS

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 6:55 ID:GbLZJ9Rk

The universe is written in HTML, and every other programming language is poorly derived from it which results in them having bad structure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 6:58 ID:FLexwOdP

since it was relased in 2004, html has developed lunix and also the internet runs on html

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 6:59 ID:FLexwOdP

html even beats c, even though c is a commonly used swear word by mexicans

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 7:04 ID:GbLZJ9Rk

The Windows operating system is written in C, which is why it is so slow and lacks structure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 7:09 ID:GbLZJ9Rk

for more than 22 hundred years html has reigned supreme

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 7:13 ID:GbLZJ9Rk

i aksed html for the structure of the tubes and it has spokened ...into a 140meg text file

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 7:14 ID:Heaven

>>6
Stop lying, everyone knows the internet runs on rainbows.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 10:13 ID:HEFntvuw

FUCK STRUCTURE
CPU'S DO NOT RUN ON STRUCTURE
THEY RUN ON FUCKING MACHINE CODE
ONE INSTRUCTION AT A TIME
NONE OF THIS HIERARCHICAL SHIT
SO STFU
GOTO OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 10:23 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 10:41 ID:D29+W8NO

Name: anonymous !faggot0tBQ 2007-05-14 17:38 ID:Heaven

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 22:53 ID:kJx3ehly

GOTO OR GTFO, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 0:01 ID:Heaven

>>16
IT'S AN INSTRUCTOR NOT A QUESTION
GTFO
GOTO GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 2:00 ID:oWI5zSHU

if not structures, what about classes

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 11:58 ID:2KmFxZF4

>>18
HTML doesn't have classes. If you understood the divine structure of HTML, you would know there is no need for classes.

You know, when I was younger I also used to wonder why there was no support for object-oriented programming in HTML. Back then, it seemed to me like OOP was the new cool thing that should be incorporated in every real programming language.

But then one night in 2004, as I was writing my third HTML operating system, I had a great revelation. I saw the Document Object Model unfold in front of me. I saw the beautiful patterns of tags and attributes – the structure. As I witnessed perfection in its purest form, I realized how foolish and naïve I had been, having thought HTML would have any need to implement such a primitive paradigm as object-oriented programming.

You might ask "so how do I accomplish [foo] in HTML then?", and the simple truth is that if you're thinking about the problem in object-oriented terms, your approach is the wrong one to begin with.

The marvelous structure of HTML transcends time, space and reality. It is not something you can simply explain with words, you have to be able to feel the very spirit of hypertext within you. I hope one day you will be able to experience what I did.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 12:35 ID:eME8tNIQ

>>19

That gave me a hardon

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 12:49 ID:Heaven

C doesn't have classes. If you understood the divine structure of C, you would know there is no need for classes.

You know, when I was younger I also used to wonder why there was no support for object-oriented programming in C. Back then, it seemed to me like OOP was the new cool thing that should be incorporated in every real programming language.

But then one night in 2004, as I was writing my third C operating system, I had a great revelation. I saw the Function Pointers unfold in front of me. I saw the beautiful patterns of asterisks and ampersands – the structure. As I witnessed perfection in its purest form, I realized how foolish and naïve I had been, having thought C would have any need to implement such a primitive paradigm as object-oriented programming.

You might ask "so how do I accomplish [foo] in C then?", and the simple truth is that if you're thinking about the problem in object-oriented terms, your approach is the wrong one to begin with.

The marvelous structure of C transcends time, space and reality. It is not something you can simply explain with words, you have to be able to feel the very spirit of hypertext within you. I hope one day you will be able to experience what I did.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 13:50 ID:WI0rfULe

>>21
You can do anything in C++ that you can do in C. Operating systems are best written in C to ensure stability, however.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 13:52 ID:Heaven

>>22
You can do anything in C++ that you can do in C.
nope :) fucking nub.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:01 ID:0A3chUpy

>>22
You can do anything in Malbolge that you can do in Brainfuck. Operating systems are best written in Brainfuck to ensure stability, however.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:08 ID:bk838RTj

>>23
Elaborate?

C++ is (or was) a superset of C.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:11 ID:0A3chUpy

>>25
C++ has never been, and never will be a superset of C. Do we really have to have this useless discussion with clueless C++-tards every fucking week?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:31 ID:dhX0rBE3

STABILITY ENSURED

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:39 ID:bk838RTj

>>26
Only if you're a pedant.

But feel free to argue with Stroustrup: "C++ is a direct descendant of C that retains almost all of C as a subset."

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:43 ID:0A3chUpy

>>28
Only if I'm taking the only possible logical stance on the issue.

But feel free to argue with Stroustrup: ``In the strict mathematical sense, C isn't a subset of C++. There are programs that are valid C but not valid C++ and even a few ways of writing code that has a different meaning in C and C++.''

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:47 ID:WI0rfULe

It is irrelevant. Both C and C++ are turing complete. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:52 ID:dhX0rBE3

>>30
turing complete
FUCKING CHRIST IF I SEE ANOTHER FAG MISPELLING THIS I'LL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE.
TOURING COMPLETE MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU SPELL IT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 14:52 ID:Heaven

>>30
1. You misspelled `touring complete'
2. HTML 3.2 is touring complete, too, what's your point

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 15:00 ID:l8UYZoyK

>>31
Stop shouting. You'll make Alan Turing sad. :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 15:13 ID:WI0rfULe

>>31
It isn't misspelled. You should take intro to theory of computation where they discuss alan turing's life in more detail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 15:16 ID:Heaven

>>34
You can use the word `buttsecks' on /prog/. There's no need to be modest.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 16:21 ID:r4lNVFrN

>>23
Examples please?
I agree that c and c++ are very different, but everything you can make in c you can also make in c++ (and the other way around)

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 16:27 ID:Heaven

>>36
You are right, he is wrong. No need for yet another function pointer epeniswankery.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 17:56 ID:ENs/cavg

>>29
As I said, if you're a pedant.

Oh, I'm sorry. People are machines!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 18:02 ID:Heaven

#!/usr/bin/perl -l
use Quantum::Superpositions;
$html=all(tags,attributes);
$lisp=all(shit,fail,(((((parentheses))))));
print "GTFO" if $html<=$lisp;

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 18:16 ID:6Mdq+kVN

>>36
Technically, no

int main(int argc,char *argv[])
{
int new;
return 0;
}

This works in C, not in C++.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 21:58 ID:t/nTIe1T

int n=0//*
+1/**/+1;

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 22:04 ID:Heaven

>>30,34
Fucking troll.
- C is not touring complete.
- C++ is an object oriented extension to C that makes it touring complete.
- HTML has always been touring complete.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 22:34 ID:PpJxLEYZ

>>40
Well yeah, using a reserved word as a label is going to make problems.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 23:02 ID:Heaven

>>42
"Fucking troll." goes in the name field.

Name: Namefag 2007-05-15 23:07 ID:fd6l3ic9

>>31


NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 23:57 ID:r4lNVFrN

>>40
And?
I was asking you to show problem you can solve with c, but can't with c++

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 1:01 ID:qrTs3w8T

>>42

So? Turing complete languages are a joke, that runs on interpreters that is programmed in non-turing complete languages.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 1:54 ID:ZMk7pcSo

PReS pwns you all bitches!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 2:34 ID:Heaven

IT'S TOURING, YOU STUPIDASSES

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 4:38 ID:f6n/UvHe

>>49
Trust me, it is turing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 4:46 ID:/M0bDMFO

ONE WORD, THE MISSPELT TOURING-COMPLETENESS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 17:15 ID:Heaven

>>50
GTFO TROLL

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-21 10:58 ID:vCKa1eKZ

<c>
<main() />
<for x ="1 to 10">
<x = "x--" />
DESU
</for>
<return() />
</c>
It's called ... C++ML.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 1:18 ID:k6lMfL9S

Nintendo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 9:28 ID:pMHxCYag

W3C.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 10:07 ID:j7r4P5Ci

BBcode > HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 11:49 ID:4olhDM4O

just change the name!

int main(int argc,char *argv[])
{
int faggot;
return 0;
}

Name: vxb xvb 2007-06-04 19:36 ID:LeVlYQgM

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 4:15 ID:Heaven

>>56
You forgot to include your custom definition of (>)
where a > b = a < b

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 7:10 ID:EPbaB+Cg

>>59
You moron!  BBcode does not have operator overloading.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 7:41 ID:Heaven

>>60
BBcode is far inferior to wakabamark, then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 8:19 ID:PjeCjkYz

HTML is not touring-complete, BBcode is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 8:31 ID:yXPCT3pV

Yeah, but XHTML is a touring complete extension to HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 17:17 ID:rLRFsymA

XHTML is more of a Touring-complete subset of HTML, removing the non-Touring-complete parts.

There's also the enterprise way of writing markup. For example:
<B>...</B> is so unprofessional. To really be able to scale up to your business needs, you have to do <STRONG>...</STRONG>.

Name: rollfle 2007-06-06 0:06 ID:F39+VEdW

bes 1 is STIPHIN H()RKING LANGWIJ

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 6:28 ID:a+DWmzyf

>>64
Even more enterprise-quality:
<STYLE>
.Strong {
    font-weight: bold;
}
</STYLE>
<SPAN CLASS="Strong">...</SPAN>

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 7:01 ID:VrO246LT

>>66
Now split them into two files, and put .html on one server, and .css on other

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 3:35 ID:WyCXkMuT

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Name: tard 2007-06-19 19:13 ID:1yedMUhD

your mom was Turing complete. your dad wasn't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:30

Trolls

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:03


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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:04


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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:19

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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