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Name: Anonymous 2007-05-14 6:50 ID:GbLZJ9Rk

HTML is structurally superior to C, Perl, Java, Ruby, Python, Lisp, Haskell or any other language you can think about.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 21:58 ID:t/nTIe1T

int n=0//*
+1/**/+1;

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 22:04 ID:Heaven

>>30,34
Fucking troll.
- C is not touring complete.
- C++ is an object oriented extension to C that makes it touring complete.
- HTML has always been touring complete.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 22:34 ID:PpJxLEYZ

>>40
Well yeah, using a reserved word as a label is going to make problems.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 23:02 ID:Heaven

>>42
"Fucking troll." goes in the name field.

Name: Namefag 2007-05-15 23:07 ID:fd6l3ic9

>>31


NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-15 23:57 ID:r4lNVFrN

>>40
And?
I was asking you to show problem you can solve with c, but can't with c++

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 1:01 ID:qrTs3w8T

>>42

So? Turing complete languages are a joke, that runs on interpreters that is programmed in non-turing complete languages.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 1:54 ID:ZMk7pcSo

PReS pwns you all bitches!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 2:34 ID:Heaven

IT'S TOURING, YOU STUPIDASSES

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 4:38 ID:f6n/UvHe

>>49
Trust me, it is turing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 4:46 ID:/M0bDMFO

ONE WORD, THE MISSPELT TOURING-COMPLETENESS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-16 17:15 ID:Heaven

>>50
GTFO TROLL

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-21 10:58 ID:vCKa1eKZ

<c>
<main() />
<for x ="1 to 10">
<x = "x--" />
DESU
</for>
<return() />
</c>
It's called ... C++ML.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 1:18 ID:k6lMfL9S

Nintendo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 9:28 ID:pMHxCYag

W3C.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 10:07 ID:j7r4P5Ci

BBcode > HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 11:49 ID:4olhDM4O

just change the name!

int main(int argc,char *argv[])
{
int faggot;
return 0;
}

Name: vxb xvb 2007-06-04 19:36 ID:LeVlYQgM

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 4:15 ID:Heaven

>>56
You forgot to include your custom definition of (>)
where a > b = a < b

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 7:10 ID:EPbaB+Cg

>>59
You moron!  BBcode does not have operator overloading.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 7:41 ID:Heaven

>>60
BBcode is far inferior to wakabamark, then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 8:19 ID:PjeCjkYz

HTML is not touring-complete, BBcode is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 8:31 ID:yXPCT3pV

Yeah, but XHTML is a touring complete extension to HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 17:17 ID:rLRFsymA

XHTML is more of a Touring-complete subset of HTML, removing the non-Touring-complete parts.

There's also the enterprise way of writing markup. For example:
<B>...</B> is so unprofessional. To really be able to scale up to your business needs, you have to do <STRONG>...</STRONG>.

Name: rollfle 2007-06-06 0:06 ID:F39+VEdW

bes 1 is STIPHIN H()RKING LANGWIJ

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 6:28 ID:a+DWmzyf

>>64
Even more enterprise-quality:
<STYLE>
.Strong {
    font-weight: bold;
}
</STYLE>
<SPAN CLASS="Strong">...</SPAN>

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 7:01 ID:VrO246LT

>>66
Now split them into two files, and put .html on one server, and .css on other

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 3:35 ID:WyCXkMuT

IF U WERE DROPPED TO /opt TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR DELETION CUZ ID B N UPSTREAM BUGZILLA FLAMIN DA CUNT THAT MADE UR EBUILD!
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    send this PENGUIN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 256 your A TRUE NERD

Name: tard 2007-06-19 19:13 ID:1yedMUhD

your mom was Turing complete. your dad wasn't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:30

Trolls

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:03


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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:04


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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:19

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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