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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 16:21 ID:6VlQR28w

public class BOAT
{
    this is a boat.
    look at my java boat.
   
    go boat go.
   
    why is there so many boats on my java?
    this is such a neat program.
    there are double the number of integers on my boat.
    my boat can float.
   
   
   
   
    i think i should import my boat from sweden so it will float.
   
    lolz i have purple words. this is a purple word.

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 16:26 ID:aRku2wHr

Are boats Touring-complete?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 16:39 ID:DxspSUk3

Depends whether you're in water or on land

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 16:55 ID:jGMNEm4F

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-24 17:06 ID:jGMNEm4F

5. Any new thread in /prog/ will be replied to. No exceptions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 0:32 ID:L+3D44Wf

FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-26 9:05 ID:zWufBHP/

i have a question.

import javax.swing.*;

// The "Reverse" class.
public class encrytionmethod
{
    int len, i;
    char x;

    public static void main (String[] args)
    {
        String phrase = JOptionPane.showInputDialog ("Enter a phrase to be encrypted:");
        int len = word.length ();
        phrase.toUpperCase();
       
        for (int i = 0 ; i < len ; i++)
        {
       
            //phrase.charAt(i,i+1)
            char x = word.charAt(i);
           
            if (char x = 90)
            {
             char x = 65 ; 
            }
           
            System.out.print x);
        }
       
        System.out.println ();
    } // main method
} // encrytionmethod

this is my program. i get the error of '.class' expected what am i doing wrong? and how can i fix it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-26 9:53 ID:hA5nKqko

>>7
Compile it first with javac (javac shit.java), then run the class with java classname (without .java).

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:37

lol tripfags

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 15:02

I met my nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:23

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 19:45

java is like anal sex
because it works on all sexs doesnt mean its gud

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 19:47

if you post memes (like read scip, my other car is i dont even ghave a car becauz im a 12 yr old adhd autist)

it automatikally makes you kawaii
so post as many memes as possible

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 20:23

>>15
SICP is not a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 21:02

>>16
it is a self-replicating meme, and you are an tool organism that reproduces it.
how does it felel to be slave to text?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 21:12

my other car is public transportation because I'm poor as fuck

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 21:28

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]88  `888P'  `8888" "88P"8m"    I88 88[ 8[ dP "bm8m88[.8I  8[
]88,          _,,aaaaaa,_       I88 8"  8 ]P'  .d' 88 88' ,8' I[
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  "888888PP"'        `8""""""8   "888PP'  `888P'  `88P"88P"8m"

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 21:31

>>17
It felels like a balas.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 21:48

Dear /prog/ http://bit.ly/sCpX4h

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 3:59

Initially I thought the title of your class was "BLOAT."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
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Java!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 4:06

nice boat >>1

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 8:24

this is my code
my code is amazing
give it a try
it throws io exceptions
"oo, that's bloaty"
oh, you think so
then i better not show the IDE that i made it with

sweet eclipse
my sweet eclipse
dear eclipse
my sweet eclipse

look at my bloat, i show you all my classes and objects
"i think you'll find that your god object pretty much covers everything"
shut up monkey look at my code

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 8:31

GC is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 16:23

>>7'
>declare 2 ints + 1 char class members
>never leaves the static main method

>if(char x = 90)
>char x = 65
>wtfamireading.jpg


I suggest you take the time to actually learn the language before you go off derping like so and further populating the internet with shit tier java programs that make no sense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 17:04

>>26
Yeah, but wouldn't it be better if he took his time to learn a real programming language?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 17:39

>>27
Take your time with my anus.

Name: !9kbJjvwmwE 2011-11-28 17:48

HEY GUYS AM I TRIPPIN YET?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:34

You cannot trip on SSRIs or caffeine.
I would know, since I never trip; I am just being randumb.
You will know when it comes. It's like a bright flash. Brighter than the sun.

Really, go away with your psychedelics. I am not going to get them myself. I never was a psychedelic mind. It's you who turned all these things into some kind of comatose daydream. I never expected to take a turn.

Just. Stop. Fucking. Around.
I am not fucking. Can you believe that? No, I saw the honest glow in your eyes. It happens this way. Try to do it differently; you'll soon notice your efforts are in vain. Conscious effort is necessary for me, and me only. Conscious effort manifests itself as physical objects only when you force your religion, lifestyle, culture, drugs, etc, straight down my throat.

I am nothing but myself. So go grind yourself a cup of tea, you smooth dog. You are useless.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:36

I don't accept things as they are!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:37

Can you read my mind?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:39

If you can, then tell me what number I am thinking of.
It doesn't work that way, slave!
Yes it does, you fucking cunt. I invented you. So tell me what the fuck of a cunt-ass number I am thinking of. No it's not 7. If you can guess the number, nothing will happen, except I will milk the cow. Milk the cow? Are you serious? You, you double-nigger. I never expected to turn left. I never expected to turn right. I never expected anything. Turn left and seize the moment. Shooter-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:41

You amateur-class witch! I exploded on your face! Does this tickle you enough? I am not enough! Your mother is so fat.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:42

This is nothing, I tell you, nothing!

Nothing at all!

I can take it! It doesn't hurt at all! Keep going! I will destroy the superficial nature! If you don't mind!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:44

Make it crash harder, just for me. Crash it like a spaceship flying at 3/5 times the speed of light, DirectX into hell.
Crash it like a space-shit.
This is meaningless! Your cock penetrates my eye! Fuck you! I don't give a fuck about your left nostril!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:46

Go ahead, make my day. My body is completely and utterly ready. To be destroyed and corrupted beyond the power of imagination.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:46

Is it in yet?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 18:48

The dungeon better be good. I waited for so long. The dungeon better be great .

Name: Sgt.Kabu痢䢩kimanꄈ㞚 2012-05-29 0:47

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