JAVA

public class BOAT
{
    this is a boat.
    look at my java boat.
   
    go boat go.
   
    why is there so many boats on my java?
    this is such a neat program.
    there are double the number of integers on my boat.
    my boat can float.
   
   
   
   
    i think i should import my boat from sweden so it will float.
   
    lolz i have purple words. this is a purple word.

}

>>26
Yeah, but wouldn't it be better if he took his time to learn a real programming language?