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Make CS attractive to women

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 8:45 ID:e/4GpM1Q

Everybody knows the downside from studying Computer Science is there are no women. No women in the Internet, no women in Computer Science. I have given it a lot of thought and reached the conclusion that in order to have more women studying CS, we'll have to make it more attractive to women. I recommend the following:

1. Replace language theory by gossip.
2. Replace computer architecture by shopping centre architecture.
3. Replace software engineering by fashion design.
4. Tell them they will achieve great social status and be near bigshots all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 9:31 ID:iALBpPjn

Put actual women instead of drag-queens on the cover of SICP, problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 10:32 ID:532GUCbq

We don't need idiot women in our field.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 11:27 ID:/tQcvGjF

>>2
Is that even relevant to the topic or Is this just your way of saying "I've read SICP" ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 14:38 ID:f2hXhFED

Women don't like CS because "CS geeks" are ugly, smelly, clueless, and have egos the size of Nebraska.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 14:50 ID:GiXw5mQQ

>>5
Lies. I'm not smelly or clueless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 16:11 ID:Heaven

>>6
You just confirmed that you are ugly and have an ego the size of Nebraska.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 16:29 ID:QwyqW++Z

Some good looking girls do actually take programming classes. Just said that so you know.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 16:31 ID:tFbH8EUl

>>7
My ego is bigger.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 17:04 ID:1lkGYuSl

Id fuck ANY girl who could program.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 17:06 ID:Heaven

>>10
That's kind of ironic since no girl who can program would fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 17:16 ID:tFbH8EUl

>>11
One word, the forced entry of girl.  Virginity over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 19:51 ID:h1Zkd1rN

>>10
You cannot program non-determinism with a deterministic machine. However, you can simulate a girl with Artificial Stupidity techniques.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 23:07 ID:RYp5CU2I

>>12
win

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 23:17 ID:vSMhNAEy

>>11
That's kind of ironic since no girl who can fuck would program you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 23:55 ID:1lkGYuSl

>>15
That's kind of ironic since no girl who can fuck would program you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 0:45 ID:b+/VKf3K

And any girl that can't fuck has lost her purpose and should be killed, unless she is REALLY good at cooking.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 1:29 ID:E7TIg6TM

>>17
Make them program and they'll just fucking kill themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 1:32 ID:Heaven

Wow, after looking at my various replies on this board... I am a giant troll with nothing useful to say.  congrats, I am an internet superhero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 2:22 ID:bfpNZsTR

>>19 and all other posts on /prog/
same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 4:22 ID:E7TIg6TM

>>20
including >>20 and >>21

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 6:09 ID:3/YLXYH+

There were plenty of good looking girls on my computer science course. One of the hottest ones got an award at the end of the course for outstanding achievement

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 6:14 ID:SEFHJXGu

I'd very much like girls to be equally as valid and useful as men, and I'd so very much like to share my geekdom with girl geeks, but the sad truth is most girls are fucking and money spending machines whose only worries in life are that she saw her friend with a new boyfriend who was wearing Nikes in the shopping centre the other day. They are great for fucks, usually good for cooking (I'm sure men can do it better if they half try), but they have a terrible taste in choosing partners. If I were a girl, I'd choose a geek: smart, prefers to use brain instead of fists, good talks about anything stuff, Linux, memes, perverted, likely to be financially stable, likely to provide quality, passionate love as his love for Linux/Python/Haskell/SICP/etc. However, girls in their stupidity pick the exact opposite. And unfortunately, my sexual preference are girls.

Of course, there must be geek girls out there. I'd marry one, but I can't find them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 6:23 ID:afM8jArt

>>23
dude you are stupid.
You have confused the term "geek" with "fag"
You are a fag, that's why you don't have a girlfriend.
I'm not going to start an internet argument, especially on 4chan but if you want a woman, don't expect her to come to your door while you're coding a hello world and trolling at /. with your laptop you just bought with your 'financial stability'.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 6:48 ID:wg2pDS/w

go shove it up your arse you big penis

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:55 ID:88I9SdyE

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 13:45

NO U

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:08


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Name: Sgt.Kabu﹓츾kimanಋꞕ 2012-05-29 0:22

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