Make CS attractive to women

Everybody knows the downside from studying Computer Science is there are no women. No women in the Internet, no women in Computer Science. I have given it a lot of thought and reached the conclusion that in order to have more women studying CS, we'll have to make it more attractive to women. I recommend the following:

1. Replace language theory by gossip.
2. Replace computer architecture by shopping centre architecture.
3. Replace software engineering by fashion design.
4. Tell them they will achieve great social status and be near bigshots all the time.

I'd very much like girls to be equally as valid and useful as men, and I'd so very much like to share my geekdom with girl geeks, but the sad truth is most girls are fucking and money spending machines whose only worries in life are that she saw her friend with a new boyfriend who was wearing Nikes in the shopping centre the other day. They are great for fucks, usually good for cooking (I'm sure men can do it better if they half try), but they have a terrible taste in choosing partners. If I were a girl, I'd choose a geek: smart, prefers to use brain instead of fists, good talks about anything stuff, Linux, memes, perverted, likely to be financially stable, likely to provide quality, passionate love as his love for Linux/Python/Haskell/SICP/etc. However, girls in their stupidity pick the exact opposite. And unfortunately, my sexual preference are girls.

Of course, there must be geek girls out there. I'd marry one, but I can't find them.