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To all visitors: let me sum up /prog/ for you

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:39 ID:QXQqcNU5

1. There are no sacred cows. All programming languages suck, or if praised, will be stated as sucking eventually.
2. The forced indentation of code: this is funny.
3. BUY MORE RAM. We all invented this meme [individually] some how.
4. If you must ask us your project will fail. If you ask someone else your project will fail. If you ask no one your project will fail.
5. Any new thread in /prog/ will be replied to. No exceptions.
6. Everything is just your way of saying, "I've read SICP."

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 9:54 ID:LXc+ByPW

this thread is no exception

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 10:12 ID:6aRGo7wG

>>1
Is this your way of saying "I've read SICP" ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 11:15 ID:pXDrWLsw

Haskell doesn't suck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 11:23 ID:A6tN52r0

>>1
You forget python, its really nice to uze

>>4
yes it does!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 11:29 ID:FRqVDC58

>>5
No U

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 12:20 ID:B+PW729l

>>1
Have you considered buying more RAM? It's really funny, this meme of mine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 12:43 ID:c/jGwpyl

>>7
FORCED MEEM FAGOT ALSO >>1,7 SAME PERSON OR PERSONS UNKNOWN

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 14:46 ID:tAEVkgum

SICP, greatest book of all time, etc

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 14:50 ID:tC+9kNoX

>Haskell doesn't suck.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 15:50 ID:LJYa5ZxP

>>5
ONE WORD, THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, THREAD OVER!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 20:26 ID:fsMpxwgR

>>11
One word, the forced usage of meme, thread over

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 21:22 ID:8l5LWD7F

WELCOME TO PROCEDURAL PROGRAMMING WHERE FORCED MEMES DON'T EXIST, SIR. IT'S AN OLD AND DIFFERENT WAY TO PROGRAM GET USED TO IT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 22:02 ID:nmLQvGFJ

>>13
Haha, awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 23:04 ID:fa+0GL+c

You can't say C/C++ sucks. How can you say that. :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 23:08 ID:uGsJ9YSF

>>15
"C/C++ sucks."

That was incredibly easy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 23:56 ID:LJYa5ZxP

>>1
That's kind of ironic since no girl who can fuck would program you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 13:43 ID:2/NYK7wd

KDHASFL

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 14:56 ID:waBPbfsd

>>15
Lumping C and C++ together like that sucks. Yeah, and C++ sucks very badly. C sucks just like water. And no, IHNBT. I'm immune to trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 21:43 ID:lmyEkii9

>>19 But is it Touring complete?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-20 9:13 ID:UU1v9h/c

>>20
Ducks are Touring complete. They move across a (theoretically) infinite river in either direction. They have memory. In each step, they can catch fish, take a dump, or quack.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:05

The money I would   rather be using   XML Schema rather   than DOCTYPE for.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 7:43

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