To all visitors: let me sum up /prog/ for you

1. There are no sacred cows. All programming languages suck, or if praised, will be stated as sucking eventually.
2. The forced indentation of code: this is funny.
3. BUY MORE RAM. We all invented this meme [individually] some how.
4. If you must ask us your project will fail. If you ask someone else your project will fail. If you ask no one your project will fail.
5. Any new thread in /prog/ will be replied to. No exceptions.
6. Everything is just your way of saying, "I've read SICP."

>>1
Have you considered buying more RAM? It's really funny, this meme of mine.