>>1 posts an old meme

>>2 is a game designer
>>3 is a C++ 1337 gaem programmerz
>>4 is a Java fanboy and explains to >>3 why he should learn Java and why C++ fails at OOP
>>5 is a python fanboy and explains to >>4 why java fails
>>6 is an indentation fag
>>7 is an incoding fag
>>8 uses RPG maker
>>9 is a 1337 h4x0r asmz pr0gr4m3rzz
>>10 posts some haskell code

strustroup is an idiot, he's so fucking retarded C++ fails C++ don't make money like I, a Java programmer, I actually write programs for big enterprises and win much more money than you, retarded C++ programers. And what's the fucking point of functions everything should be classes(main should be a class, every functions should be replaced by classes' methods) pointers should be banned and be replaced by reference because it's too complicated to use BTW JAVA IS NOT SLOW and it's for real programmers. Enjoy all your toy languages !