>>2 is a game designer >>3 is a C++ 1337 gaem programmerz >>4 is a Java fanboy and explains to >>3 why he should learn Java and why C++ fails at OOP >>5 is a python fanboy and explains to >>4 why java fails >>6 is an indentation fag >>7 is an incoding fag >>8 uses RPG maker >>9 is a 1337 h4x0r asmz pr0gr4m3rzz >>10 posts some haskell code
HELLO next weak im gonna progr4mz a MMORPG called WoFC(World of FailCraft) it wil B awsum B/C it wil B mad in C++(btw i lurnd C++ un my ownz)
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Anonymous2007-04-14 19:18 ID:7ac2iHWi
strustroup is an idiot, he's so fucking retarded C++ fails C++ don't make money like I, a Java programmer, I actually write programs for big enterprises and win much more money than you, retarded C++ programers. And what's the fucking point of functions everything should be classes(main should be a class, every functions should be replaced by classes' methods) pointers should be banned and be replaced by reference because it's too complicated to use BTW JAVA IS NOT SLOW and it's for real programmers. Enjoy all your toy languages !
I'm actually surprised that ASCII has the > character and you've made a spelling mistake in incoding(OOPS I FORGOT ASCII PROLLY DOESN'T HAVE THE 'E' CHARACTER ENJOY YOUR AMERIFAG SHIT) real men use utf-16
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Anonymous2007-04-14 19:24 ID:7ac2iHWi
how do i maked sprite ?
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Anonymous2007-04-14 19:27 ID:7ac2iHWi
xor eax,eax
mov ebx,0h
You're all nubs real programmers use asm and fortran good old years are gone now. Back in the good old days-- the "Golden Era" of computers-- it was easy to separate the men from the boys (sometimes called "Real Men" and "Quiche Eaters" in the literature). During this period, the Real Men were the ones who understood computer programming, and the Quiche Eaters were the ones who didn't. A real computer programmer said things like "DO 10 I=1,10" and "ABEND" (they actually talked in capital letters, you understand), and the rest of the world said things like "computers are too complicated for me" and "I can't relate to computers-- they're so impersonal". (A previous work [1] points out that Real Men don't "relate" to anything, and aren't afraid of being impersonal.)
But, as usual, times change. We are faced today with a world in which little old ladies can get computers in their microwave ovens, 12 year old kids can blow Real Men out of the water playing Asteroids and Pac-Man, and anyone can buy and even understand their very own personal Computer. The Real Programmer is in danger of becoming extinct, of being replaced by high school students with TRASH-80s.
There is a clear need to point out the differences between the typical high school junior Pac-Man player and a Real Programmer. If this difference is made clear, it will give these kids something to aspire to-- a role model, a Father Figure. It will also help explain to the employers of Real Programmers why it would be a mistake to replace the Real Programmers on their staff with 12 year old Pac-Man players (at a considerable salary savings).
The easiest way to tell a Real Programmer from the crowd is by the programming language he (or she) uses. Real Programmers use Fortran. Quiche Eaters use Pascal. Nicklaus Wirth, the designer of Pascal, gave a talk once at which he was asked, "How do you pronounce your name?". He replied, "You can either call me by name, pronouncing it 'Veert', or call me by value, 'Worth'." One can tell immediately by this comment that Nicklaus Wirth is a Quiche Eater. The only parameter passing mechanism endorsed by Real Programmers is call-by-value-return, as implemented in the IBM/370 Fortran G and H compilers. Real Programmers don't need all these abstract concepts to get their jobs done-- they are perfectly happy with a keypunch, a Fortran IV compiler, and a beer.
* Real Programmers do List Processing in Fortran.
* Real Programmers do String Manipulation in Fortran.
* Real Programmers do Accounting (if they do it at all) in Fortran.
* Real Programmers do Artificial Intelligence programs in Fortran.
If you can't do it in Fortran, do it in assembly language. If you can't do it in assembly language, it isn't worth doing.
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Anonymous2007-04-14 19:28 ID:VROtcRlU
>>6
IS THAT RELEVANT OR IS THAT JUST YOUR WAY OF SAYING "IVE READ SICP"
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Anonymous2007-04-14 19:29 ID:WP8XLn8F
>>1 >>3 >>4 >>5 >>6 >>7 >>8 >>9
You aren't supposed to make the posts your self, you stupid piece of shit.
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Anonymous2007-04-14 19:50 ID:7ac2iHWi
>>12 wanna do it again >>13 is new to /prog/ and comes from /b/ >>14 is an expert programmer >>15 is a fortran programmer >>16 uses FPS creator >>17 is a sage >>18 is a haskell fag
C++ and Python are the real shit here, everything else just sucks. and Java. Omg, Java fails so hard, it makes me want to kill myself just for uttering it's name.
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Anonymous2007-04-14 20:22 ID:E0cCnWan
I have 20 years programming experience writing HUGE Programs that you couldnt even comprehend. I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old.
You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
The only people who know Factor learned through a combination of experimenting reading blog posts and why do we need for programming All the latin characters are monospace and really quite?
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Anonymous2009-03-06 7:44
DOESN'T have list comprehensions Because Guido wanted an excuse to kill map and by the power of altgr I can do this in C and i make programs wF my API if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will hax your anus tonight and make a mess of your computer and eventually root it.