I'VE MADE THE BEST PROGRAM IN THE WORLD

features :
- clear code, no obfuscation
- NO BUG AT ALL : no one will be able to find something wrong with it
- optimized : your memory won't ever feel it
- under BSD license : so you can use it for your closed-source application and make a bunch of money with it (hello, Steve Jobs!)
- runs on all platforms possible : yes, even under amiga/beos or any obscured OS
- IT'S NOT IN JAVA, to prevent failure and faggotry

Available tomorrow. Prepare yourself for a new era of programming n00bz.

Lemme guess. It's the null program.

main(){}

>>3
you forgot to include stdlib.h

>>3
Wow.  That is revolutionary.

>>3
sorry but your programs code is not clear enough

NOP
HLT

>>3
machine code is superior.
Ã

yes, that is a single byte. 0xc3, which is the 'ret' instruction on x86. it should work on any x86 operating system that isn't completely braindead, and is known to work on at least one that is.

on some operating systems you can just execute an empty file and get the same result, but windows doesn't like that.

cd 80

>>8
yes, that is a single byte
Wrong, Ã is U+00C3 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH TILDE .
Using the Unicode Transformation Format UTF-8 or the Unicode Transformation Format UTF-16, it requires two octets. Using the Unicode Transformation Format UTF-32, it requires four octets. You fail.

>>10
UTF-16 is filled with AIDS, don't use it.

>>11
Why.

>>10
it was a single byte in my post when i typed it in iso-8859-1. it's not my fault that the crappy board software turned it into something else.

>>12
"UTF-16 is the worst possible choice of unicode encoding, having all the downsides of the other choices and none of their upsides."

>>9
unix fag

WHERES THE PROGRAM U FAG

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