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features :
- clear code, no obfuscation
- NO BUG AT ALL : no one will be able to find something wrong with it
- optimized : your memory won't ever feel it
- under BSD license : so you can use it for your closed-source application and make a bunch of money with it (hello, Steve Jobs!)
- runs on all platforms possible : yes, even under amiga/beos or any obscured OS
- IT'S NOT IN JAVA, to prevent failure and faggotry

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machine code is superior.
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yes, that is a single byte. 0xc3, which is the 'ret' instruction on x86. it should work on any x86 operating system that isn't completely braindead, and is known to work on at least one that is.

on some operating systems you can just execute an empty file and get the same result, but windows doesn't like that.