ITT Offensive code

import peoples_of_the_world;
import doWTC
public class nine_eleven
{
  double day= 9.11;
  peoples_of_the_world jews = new peoples_of_the_world();

while (day==9.11)
  {
   jews.dowtc
  }

}

whoops, forgot some stuff, like semicolons.

import peoples_of_the_world;
import doWTC;
public class nine_eleven
{
  double day= 9.11;
  peoples_of_the_world jews = new peoples_of_the_world();

while (day==9.11)
  {
   jews.dowtc;
  }

}

you, my dear, have failed.

*NULL;

Writing code instead of writing *English* is stupid enough, but then you throw in the hateful subject? As has been said, you fail.

while ($nigra = $factory->getNigra()){
    $nigra->speak();
}

JDWTC! lol

srlsy people, jews did do wtc, www.jdwtc.org

thats jewsdidwtc.com you fag

static const double PI = 3;

Does COBOL count as offensive code?

Offensive code?

public static void main(){
   System.out.println("Java is offensive!");
}

Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus

>>11
public static void main(){
   System.out.println("Java is not a programming language!");

fixed

grep -r fuck /usr/src/linux

>>14
I haven't downloaded the Linux sauce (OMG CFLAGS etc), can you post the results of the grep?

/usr/src/linux/arch/ppc/syslib/ppc405_pci.c:     * the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and fuck up bus
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/process.c:    /* fuck me plenty */
/usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c:    /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/*  Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same!  */
/usr/src/linux/arch/i386/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
/usr/src/linux/arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c:     * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
/usr/src/linux/fs/jffs/intrep.c:           don't fuck up. This is why we have
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:       If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
/usr/src/linux/net/netfilter/xt_limit.c: *                   Alexey is a fucking genius?
/usr/src/linux/net/netfilter/nf_queue.c:        /* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
/usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/opl3.c:     * What the fuck is going on here?  We leave junk in the beginning
/usr/src/linux/sound/oss/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are fucked up. [-:
/usr/src/linux/drivers/char/watchdog/shwdt.c:     * brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further..
/usr/src/linux/drivers/media/video/bt819.c:                       BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/b44.c:    /* ??? What the fuck is the purpose of the interrupt mask
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
/usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c:        /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c:     * phase things.  We don't want to fuck directly with
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c:        /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:        /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
/usr/src/linux/drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c:       registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
/usr/src/linux/drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: *  These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
/usr/src/linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-parisc/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we'd dead-lock
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-sparc64/system.h:    /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */    \
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors -- don't fuck with this */
/usr/src/linux/include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we'd dead-lock
/usr/src/linux/include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h:    /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */

>>16
Awesome, now I like Lunix more

/* Ugly, ugly fucker. */

If you look at Vista's source code, you'll see the same comments because of copy pasta.

>>19

>>If you look at Vista's source code, you'll see the same comments because of design patterns.

10 print "God hates fags"

20 goto 10

/* some code */
goto 50
/* some code */

One word, a forced cultural item. Meme over.

void main()

Dim Panties As String

>>26
Dim Longcat As Long

>>27
Lol

I.sip(grip(PurpleDrank));

int main(void){ main(); return 0; }

STACK ABUSE !!

>>30 why do you have return there ?

for c in [crab for crab in crabs if crab.size = giant and crab.type = enemy]:
    flip(c)
    c.weakpoint.attack(damage=massive)

>>30
main(){main()}

>>33

let us at least pretend we are doing something?

main (int argc) { main (argc+1); }

>>9
Burn in hell.

>>34
Tail optimized to

lol: JMP lol

try {
 int main() {
  for (;;) {
   while (-1) {
    do {
     throw 1;
    } while (-1)
   }
  }
 }
}
catch (...) {
 main();
}
// One word, the forced indentation of code.  Thread over.

                          int main()
   {
             goto lol;
                    while(1)
        {
                         printf("Unreachable code");
                     }
               lol :
                           return 522523525;
                              }

One word, the random indentation of the code. Thread over.

class You
 def post(content, fail)
  bad.each do |fail|
   if content == fail
    self.fuck
   end
  end
 end
end

cout<<"Around blax nevar relax"<<endl;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck
with this addon: http://web.archive.org/web/20050318095341/http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/

thread over.

this thread is so fucking childish.

>>42

Agreed.

>>42
>>43
Posting in a thread and saying it's so childish is so childish.

>>44
Disagreed. As long as you sage, you can say pretty much anything and get away with it. This post is purposely not saged, since I consider this relevant.

I wish Hitler was still alive, killing jews

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

struct LongCat
{
char name[15];
int head = 1;
int arms = 2;
int body = INT_MAX;
int legs = 2;
int tail = 1;
};

LongCat lives on...

>>48
can't do it that way: declare a structure and then initialize it.

>>49

struct LongCat
{
char name[15];
int head = 1;
int arms = 2;
int body = INT_MAX;
int legs = 2;
int tail = 1;
};

void main()
{
LongCat IsLooooooooooong;
}

I know how to create/declare a struct,... just didn't want to go to too much trouble... short & sweet.

long long cat; //duh

import java.*;

typedef struct { ... } LongCat;

>>53
win

typedef struct{char longCatIsLooooooooong[200000];}longCat;

char longcat[] = malloc(∞);

#define PI 3

>>53
>>57
dual-win

>>57
Shhh, if Larry Wall sees that, he'll make ∞ a new operator in Perl.

>>57
>>60
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahah WIN

float loooooooong = std::numeric_limits<float>::infinity();
unsigned char *longcat = malloc(loooooooong);
printf("%s\n", longcat);

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!?!

>>62

Your compiler will complain that you tried to pass a float as the first parameter of malloc.

>>63
N'uh, I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. *I* tell the compiler what happens.

import animals
import food
for nigger in animals.niggers:
    try:
        nigger.eat(food.Chicken(fried=True))
    except TypeError:
        nigger.eat(food.Watermelon())

>>62
You shouldn't use std::numeric_limits<float>::infinity(), just use 1 / 0.

sage

>>68
sage sage saged the sage saging posting sage