/prog/ - ITT Offensive code

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 10:12

import peoples_of_the_world;
import doWTC
public class nine_eleven
{
double day= 9.11;
peoples_of_the_world jews = new peoples_of_the_world();

while (day==9.11)
{
jews.dowtc
}

}

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 2:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck
with this addon: http://web.archive.org/web/20050318095341/http://www.chilliwilli.co.uk/ff/

thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 4:40 (sage)

this thread is so fucking childish.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 7:28

>>42

Agreed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 8:32

>>42
>>43
Posting in a thread and saying it's so childish is so childish.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 9:46

>>44
Disagreed. As long as you sage, you can say pretty much anything and get away with it. This post is purposely not saged, since I consider this relevant.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 23:50 (sage)

I wish Hitler was still alive, killing jews

Name: :D 2007-02-22 2:10 ID:xCT46X5K

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

Name: JustAnotherAnonymousUser 2007-02-22 2:29 ID:xCT46X5K

struct LongCat
{
char name[15];
int head = 1;
int arms = 2;
int body = INT_MAX;
int legs = 2;
int tail = 1;
};

LongCat lives on...

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 3:27 ID:Heaven

>>48
can't do it that way: declare a structure and then initialize it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 4:35 ID:o/3ckiiC

>>49

struct LongCat
{
char name[15];
int head = 1;
int arms = 2;
int body = INT_MAX;
int legs = 2;
int tail = 1;
};

void main()
{
LongCat IsLooooooooooong;
}

Name: JustAnotherAnonymousUser 2007-02-22 8:15 ID:xCT46X5K

I know how to create/declare a struct,... just didn't want to go to too much trouble... short & sweet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 11:56 ID:dNnAEoU0

long long cat; //duh

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 18:01 ID:YoW5sJE0

import java.*;

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 18:14 ID:lHtoMk50

typedef struct { ... } LongCat;

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 20:04 ID:uqObHZWM

>>53
win

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 22:39 ID:ffmFqo7I

typedef struct{char longCatIsLooooooooong[200000];}longCat;

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 23:00 ID:8mkr0+Kz

char longcat[] = malloc(∞);

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 23:59 ID:hqk4VbdP

#define PI 3

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 0:00 ID:43EeH30+

>>53
>>57
dual-win

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 9:28 ID:6nwxazOe

>>57
Shhh, if Larry Wall sees that, he'll make ∞ a new operator in Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 9:53 ID:6SA0vCrR

>>57
>>60
hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahah WIN

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 16:49 ID:43EeH30+

float loooooooong = std::numeric_limits<float>::infinity();
unsigned char *longcat = malloc(loooooooong);
printf("%s\n", longcat);

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 9:30 ID:CrHmTb2I

>>62

Your compiler will complain that you tried to pass a float as the first parameter of malloc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 9:38 ID:q9XE3HQm

>>63
N'uh, I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. *I* tell the compiler what happens.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-17 21:16 ID:LB1aKWRp

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-18 2:06 ID:bcEdyUgN

import animals

import food

for nigger in animals.niggers:

    try:

        nigger.eat(food.Chicken(fried=True))

    except TypeError:

        nigger.eat(food.Watermelon())

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-18 5:32 ID:NAsArT4C

>>62
You shouldn't use std::numeric_limits<float>::infinity(), just use 1 / 0.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-18 11:25 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: sage 2007-05-18 23:58 ID:Heaven

>>68
sage sage saged the sage saging posting sage

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:00

Name: Sgt.Kabu磵뀨kiman쿁� 2012-05-28 22:10

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 16:45

>>4
But C++11 has lambdas!
[b]YA AINT RED DA FUKKIN STANDARD![/b]

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44 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 8:32

45 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 9:46

46 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-16 23:50 (sage)

47 Name: :D 2007-02-22 2:10 ID:xCT46X5K

48 Name: JustAnotherAnonymousUser 2007-02-22 2:29 ID:xCT46X5K

49 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 3:27 ID:Heaven

50 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 4:35 ID:o/3ckiiC

51 Name: JustAnotherAnonymousUser 2007-02-22 8:15 ID:xCT46X5K

52 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 11:56 ID:dNnAEoU0

53 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 18:01 ID:YoW5sJE0

54 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 18:14 ID:lHtoMk50

55 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 20:04 ID:uqObHZWM

56 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 22:39 ID:ffmFqo7I

57 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 23:00 ID:8mkr0+Kz

58 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 23:59 ID:hqk4VbdP

59 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 0:00 ID:43EeH30+

60 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 9:28 ID:6nwxazOe

61 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 9:53 ID:6SA0vCrR

62 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-23 16:49 ID:43EeH30+

63 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 9:30 ID:CrHmTb2I

64 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-24 9:38 ID:q9XE3HQm

65 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-17 21:16 ID:LB1aKWRp

66 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-18 2:06 ID:bcEdyUgN

67 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-18 5:32 ID:NAsArT4C

68 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-18 11:25 ID:Heaven

69 Name: sage 2007-05-18 23:58 ID:Heaven

71 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-16 1:54

73 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 2:51

74 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:00

75 Name: Sgt.Kabu磵뀨kiman쿁� 2012-05-28 22:10

76 Name: Anonymous 2013-04-19 16:45