PYTHON FAILED SORRY SIRS

PYTHON GOT OWNED BY JAVA JAVA DOES EVERYTHING BETTER THAN PYTHON PYTHON IS CRAP PYTHON SUCKS PYTHON IS USELESS PYTHON IS SLOW PYTHON SUCKS PYTHON IS GETTING OWNED BY JAVA PYTHON IS SLOW LIEK HELL PROGRAMMING IN PYTHON IS LIKE DANCING WITH SATAN SAY NO TO DRUGS... AND PYTHON PYTHON FANBOYS ARE STUPID PYTHON FANBOYS SHOULD USE JAVA PYTHON SUCKS PYTHON SUCKS PYTHON SUCKS

>>1
Fail

Python failed because it hasn't shaken off its toy language infrastructure that it has had since ten years ago. I mean seriously, interpreted bytecodes? No JIT compiling, no partial type inference? People, Lisp environments have had these things for literally decades now and Lisp is fucking Lisp instead of a kinda-sorta toy language like Python!

It's still hanging on to the proven-sucky half-assery known as reference counting! The runtime doesn't fucking multithread because of the "one big mutex" way they ended up half-arsing it, so any multithreaded extensions you have are just doing several I/O operations in parallel if you're lucky. Even then they are using operating system threads and so won't get the benefit of extra speedy thread switching you otherwise would with ULTs like in GNU Pth!

I don't mean that stuff like that didn't exist. Psyco, as I understand, is pretty good for things where it fucking lets itself work properly. What my mind boggles at is why the _fuck_ is the compiler from Psyco not part of the standard Python runtime, when it could just as well be?

What pisses me off most about Python though is that so many people are using Guido's cheap toy for serious work and getting bit on the ass for their trouble. Oh, and the besmirching of Monty Python's name, that too.

Seriously, suck and fail, people, suck and fail. About the only good thing to come out of Python was the kinda-sorta indent-based syntax and binding to name-mangled C++ class implementations dynamically.

FAKE

But...but...I like python! (IHBT)

>>3
Troll, most points invalid, some valid points (like all good trolls), but the last paragraph gives it all. I love forced indenting (makes idiot write decently), but many people criticize it, and I think nobody likes name mangling, another highly criticized point.

Java does everything python does except safter and faster. The only thing python has over Java is eval.

>>6
Care to debate those points you seem to think invalid? Seriously, dude, "invalid"? What are you, the Debate Authority?

At least have the balls to argue.

EEEN VARRR LEEEED

>>6
Troll, most points invalid, some valid points (like all good trolls), but the last paragraph gives it all.

>>8
YHBT.

>>7
Java is safttttter!!! Actually no, if GC comes and crap on your processes...

lol, Java
lol, Python

>>7
EXACTLY

In after trollbait and the poor bastards who fell for it.

python always failed

also sage

Wow. Just awful.

Pyhton was designed to be easy for beginners.
I personally prefer Pascal for that purpose, but I
find Python adequate. I have needed a compiler, so
thanks for the Pyco refernce. Do you also know of a
compiler for bash or zsh scripts?

>>18
remove the $ signs and then compile it as python code

shut up, and switch to C++

shut up and learn C

>>20
>>21
failed you choose a language depending on what you want to do

boo

>>22
no, you just use Lisp, it's the perfect language.

>>24
Give me a single decent universally-supported Lisp first.

Common Lisp is a travesty. Maybe Scheme will kick its mouldy old ass eventually.

FUCK PYTHON
FUCK JAVA
FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

>>2
no u

>>24
LISP failed.

>>26
You failed.

ASM OWNZZ

bump

>>28
fkn true

>>27
Lisp would have failed if I wasn't using it for big AI projects. Now GTFO noob.

>>31
more like artificial stupidity

>>32
more liek stfu troll

>>32 is win

This thread is now about how easy it is to troll programmers.

>>31
lisp is made of fail

fail is made of win

lisp is made of parenthesis too

parentheses ******

CherryPy?

>>39
are awesome!

brainfuck > everything

PROGRAMMING BY INTERFACING DIRECTLY WITH HARDWARE WITH MAGNETS FTW.

>>43
Punchcards?

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
 
 But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

>>45
n00b

Yes, I use Python. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my pythonic soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute Python programmer!). We have a fucking lot of friends inside of the pythonic blogosphere and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and jerk off to your stupid Java shit while I write pythonic code with my boyfriend.

Yes, I am an Omnipresent being of the wired. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my omnipresent soul long ago and I am happy together with my inner being (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the wired and I am pretty slim and good looking.

lolzors! Copypasta FTW!!!!

Java is verbose as hell, python is pretty ok though modules still suck, maybe some year they might not.

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE BITCH
FUCKING BUMP

>>2-40
One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

>>51
One word, the voluntary bumping of old thread. Thread over over.

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.

I actually started this thread. True story.

JAVA FUCKIN' BLOWS! LISP ALL THE WAY!

Seriously. Forced indentation is nothing compared to forced object oriented programming. That said, python sucks.

One word, the forced OOP. Thread over.

IF BY PYTHON YOU MEAN YOU AND BY OWNED YOU MEAN RAPED IN THE BUTT THEN YES PYTHON GOT OWNED

lol tripfags

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