I like how in Win32...

...you have to populate three structures, allocate two output buffers and call four API functions to fucking ring a bell. Then everything works with handles. You have a faphandle to fap, a dumphandle to take a shit, etc. Data types such as "int" are aliased to funny names like EUAOPFGHVNUMBER, and parameters have hilarious Hungarian notation such as lpszFetus, and there are millions of them. You end up writing function calls vertically.

It's all like HFAP WINAPI CreateHandleForFapping(HHMNPART hhandWith, LPSTFUCK stWhoareyoufapping, SSECURITY_ATTRIBUTES ssaNobodyaround, SSEXTRASECURITY_ATTRIBUTES ssChurchToken, NULLTYPE nReserved).

>>1
nobody's forcing you to use the shitty hungarian notation for variable names that they use in the docs. well, i guess you end up using them when you're pasting a gigantic function prototype with 32 parameters from the SDK documentation.
... and the typedef madness has enabled them to keep the same APIs from windows 1.0. (okay maybe that's not a good thing)

the win32 api seems to follow a "less work for the API coders, more work for the API end-users" philosophy...

That's why you use a library instead of trying to do anything with the API directly.  Unless you hate yourself.

i use ascii bell character in leenucks

It's funny because it's true. I hate win32.

Will win32 still be present in WINDOWS VISTA !!!

"WINDOWS VISTA"

My god... that sounds gay... "WINDOWS VISTA"... FFS... THE NAME IS GAY !!!!!!11

PROBABLY A GAY MARKETING GUY CAME UP WITH IT, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE HIM COME !!!

Win32 is about as gay as the x86 instruction set

>>7
That's an insult to x86 and gay people.

Nothing is as gay as Win32's API. Not even drag-queen prostitutes who do it all day at the baths.

The x86 instruction set is not excessively bloated and it has straightforward instructions to do the job. If it were like Win32, MOV EBX, EAX would be like COPYREGISTER rdwEBX, rdwEAX, 0, hEIP, 0

JAVA fails

>>-1
 is retardedMost functions in?

ur gay

my homework is to read the first chapter of SICP: Can someone do that for me please so I don't have to??

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

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