I like how in Win32...

...you have to populate three structures, allocate two output buffers and call four API functions to fucking ring a bell. Then everything works with handles. You have a faphandle to fap, a dumphandle to take a shit, etc. Data types such as "int" are aliased to funny names like EUAOPFGHVNUMBER, and parameters have hilarious Hungarian notation such as lpszFetus, and there are millions of them. You end up writing function calls vertically.

It's all like HFAP WINAPI CreateHandleForFapping(HHMNPART hhandWith, LPSTFUCK stWhoareyoufapping, SSECURITY_ATTRIBUTES ssaNobodyaround, SSEXTRASECURITY_ATTRIBUTES ssChurchToken, NULLTYPE nReserved).

Win32 is about as gay as the x86 instruction set