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Ruby considered evil

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 15:20

A coalition of Certified Java Experts have announced that Ruby is Considered Evil, and Bad Practice.  They argue that Ruby is not Enterprise Ready, has poor support for XML and other Enterprise Solutions and that it is not Scalable.

The coalition suggests switching to Java, the leader in the Programming Market, the language of serious Enterprise Programmers that know what a Paradigm Shift is -- Java.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 15:24

But wahts wiht Ruby on Rails?!?1

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 15:24

Its so webtwopointoh!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 15:24

epigram > ... > ruby > ... > java

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 17:12

>>4
Pile of Flaming Feces > Ruby > java

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 17:23

>>5
How do you program in Pile of Flaming Feces?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 18:17

>>6
Very carefully.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 18:17

>>6
How do you program in Java?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 18:18

>>7
>>8
lol time paradox

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 18:24

>>8
You don't, Java programs you into an invalid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 18:57

Actually Java has unicode.. ruby doesn't

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 19:30 (sage)

>>9

>>8,7

>>1

I bet the Java implementation is rather Enterprisey.  It's better in Ruby where you can implement it yourself if simply using strings filled with byte data served as Unicode is not good enough.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 22:03

weclome to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 3:35

>>12
Actually, Unicode is one of the few things Java does well. It uses IBM's ICU, a C++ Unicode library.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 7:55

Actually, Unicode is one of the few things Java does well
Yes. However, how do I make it use ASCII? I tried writing a simple webserver in Java once, but got into difficulties.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 12:22

>>15
A simple webserver?  In Java?  Verily you are kidding.

1. Get 300 application servers.
2. Use Java Enterprise.
3. Hire 1000 Certified Java programmers.
4. Sit back and relax.
5. ????
6. Profit (while the servers do not crash because they can not handle more than one user each).

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 15:26 (sage)

It uses IBM's ICU
That means it handles it horribly

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 20:12 (sage)

>>17
Are you sure?

1. IBM is awesome.
2. Mono uses ICU.

Can't be bad!?  Or can it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 7:09

>>17
Is it? I thought ICU was great from reading some manual introduction, but I never used it myself, so I may be wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:02

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:53

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 6:40

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 16:55

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