Ruby considered evil

A coalition of Certified Java Experts have announced that Ruby is Considered Evil, and Bad Practice.  They argue that Ruby is not Enterprise Ready, has poor support for XML and other Enterprise Solutions and that it is not Scalable.

The coalition suggests switching to Java, the leader in the Programming Market, the language of serious Enterprise Programmers that know what a Paradigm Shift is -- Java.

Actually, Unicode is one of the few things Java does well
Yes. However, how do I make it use ASCII? I tried writing a simple webserver in Java once, but got into difficulties.