virus

hi i wunna rite a virus.
wich buttans do i havto pre55÷?

1) Aim the gun to your head
2) Pull trigger (THINK OF IT AS THE BUTTON)

ps -- dont forget to load it with a bullet, or even two in case you miss on your first shot!

helo

>>1
hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php

>>4

Hi FBI undercover agent.

>>5
want to talk whit me?
Teamspeak server curse-x.zapto.org
Dont use guest names!
www.goteamspeak.com/downloads.php

>>6
>>4
>>1

lol fags

>>7
Curse Graphics Group
Requirements:
Must have alot of work to show you know what you're doing.
Have to pass a test, which includes me telling you to make a specific kind of graphic design, and you doing your best to do it.
What you get by being accepted?:
A big font pack with hundreds of great graphic fonts
A big Render pack which includes alot of game renders. Very good for signatures.
Keys+Download for any Graphic program you need
Ofcourse a Graphics Group forum title
Curse Hacking Group
Requirements:
Must know packet editting/memory editting obviously.
Will be good if you know C/C++ and ASM, gives you a MUCH better chance.
Must have some work to show, something you've done.
What you get by being accepted?:
You will be allowed to work on hacks with us, meaning you'll have access to the private stuff we do together.
You'll be in our top group for testing hacks, which MIGHT including private stuff.
Pretty much alot of stuff to list here.

>>7
How to apply?
Gather all your info, all your proof and stuff, send a professional looking application to evil.sesshomaru@gmail.com, DO NOT private message me, I ignore those alot. Talk like you have a brain, I understand some of you are from different countries but I dont care, you better talk like you've been speaking english for 200 years, I will ignore any "me wan gfx gruup plxz" emails.

gtfo perlbots

>>10
want to talk whit me?
Teamspeak server curse-x.zapto.org
Dont use guest names!
www.goteamspeak.com/downloads.php

>>10
(btw, i use nothing but bash when i spam)

Hm, by the way. Does anyone know of a program that allows you to run a command on several hacked boxen over SSH?

>>12
yunno, maybe try using that BASH thing you're obviously a pro at.

sage goes in the checkbox on text boards :3

>>12
here is some Perl code to help you on your quest:
system qw/ mighty hax0r command / for @boxen;

NGVCK
better get MASM32 as well

>>1

1. Boot up computer
2. Open Notepad.exe
3. ???
4. ???
5. Virus!

>>14
Thanks!  I found this:
http://www.sage.org/mailarchive/sage-members-archive/2003/msg01139.html

>>17
Actually, OP here I did that while I was bored at school.  On certain processors (P4 HT around 3ghz) I was able to make an exe in notepad that took up 100% of the processor.

Try it yourself:
1. Open notepad
2. Copy and paste the following line into notepad:
<M@0100`XX
3.Save as a .exe, this will tax the CPU to 100%
4.????
5.Profit!

>>19
I believe this happens because NTVDM screws up on ill code, not because that provides any meaningful instructions

>>20
Hey!! WINDOWS DOES NOT SUCK YOU UNIX HIPPY GO BACK TO MASTURBATE ON YOUR BINARY PACKAGES!!!!!!!!

This thread is made of fail and noob.

>>21
Uh... I'm a Windows NT guy.

>>23
I can feel your pain.

UNDERCOVER!

>>24
Actually, what's painful is the shitty mess the FHS is, what an awful waste of time compiling and fixing shit is, and how gay and cumbersome religious case-sensitivity is. I feel this pain every time I have to use Lunix.

>>26
What's so shitty about the FHS, I can find anything I want on the first try.

If you don't compile things for Windows you are gay.  Having to manually go search Google for binaries or source is a major pain though, I can't even imagine what I would do if I had to reinstall a Windows system from scratch.  It'd probably take weeks.

Fixing things is not a waste of time, it might seem so to a Windows user though because as soon you manage to fix something, ten new problems will pop up.

Case-sensitivity is sane.

>>27
What's so shitty about the FHS, I can find anything I want on the first try.
You still ask? Applications span over completely different directories the way you deal cards in multiplayer card games, you have shitty directories like /usr/bin where everything gets thrown in, can't tell what belongs to what, nor you can manage your applications by hand because it's fucking insane. On top of that it doesn't make any sense, has too many directories, has ridicule differentiations like /usr vs /usr/local, and many other issues.

If you don't compile things for Windows you are gay.
I compile things for Windows. My things.

Having to manually go search Google for binaries or source is a major pain though
It's even a worse pain to have to fix others' code or symlink some shitty library using that braindead library naming standard (OMG you have XXX 1.2.3, this required XXX 1.2.2, no run lol), just to try anything. You waste more time running configure, fixing crap and compiling than you do trying the actual software. It's so crappy to try stuff out, which is grave for an open sauce system/community with thousands of packages to try out.

I can't even imagine what I would do if I had to reinstall a Windows system from scratch.  It'd probably take weeks.
Hi, ever tried copying stuff? It usually works as it is, because the directory structure is not shitty. In fact it's pretty much up to you. In the worst cases, you'll have to export and import portions of the registry. It takes two days at most.

Fixing things is not a waste of time
Yes, it is because these things shouldn't be broken from the start.

it might seem so to a Windows user though because as soon you manage to fix something, ten new problems will pop up.
That's because you failed it.

Case-sensitivity is sane.
Yes, because you speak with lowercase and uppercase, and you remember words with case. No, it's not sane, it's a pain in the ass, and it's very error prone. Why would you want to have a file named hippy and a different file named Hippy?

You seem to buy every crap Unix hippies throw at you. Now you're gonna say . should not be in the PATH because it's insecure, right?

>>28
You have obviously used some crappy Enterprise distribution like Red Hate, Ubuntu, etc.  I would kill myself rather than use one of them.

You still ask? [My distribution didn't include a sane package manager.]
Your distribution didn't include a sane package manager.  Try again and then come back.  If you want to install your own applications, either use the package manager or install them in /usr/local/bin or /home/user/bin.

I compile things for Windows. My things.
I agree, compiling others' code on Windows is usually bloody tricky :/

It's even a worse pain to have to fix others' code or symlink some shitty library [... My distribution included insane packages.]
Your distribution included insane packages.  I never experienced any of that.

Hi, ever tried copying stuff?
Yes!  I once tried copying a shell command that would install every package I use.  System restored in... C&P, enter, install packages, done.

Yes, it is because these things shouldn't be broken from the start.
Good, because nothing is broken from the start.

That's because you failed it.
I did not!

No, it's not sane, it's a pain in the ass, and it's very error prone.
Don't use uppercase, it's evil!! Bad practise!! WRYYY!!

Now you're gonna say . should not be in the PATH because it's insecure, right?
As long as it is in the end and shell aliases take precedence it should be relatively safe.

I can't even imagine what I would do if I had to reinstall a Windows system from scratch.  It'd probably take weeks.
I switched notebooks recently and had to reinstall. Less than a day, no custom settings lost. Hours in fact. This is clean from scratch all service packs, patches and applications installed. Magic.

Before that, a network of Windows servers. All done, less than a day. And most of the time was me doing something else. It's not even my regular job.

Case-sensitivity is sane.
Because Server.log is obviously different from server.log

So in conclusion,
That's because you failed it.

I switched notebooks recently and had to reinstall. Less than a day, no custom settings lost. Hours in fact. This is clean from scratch all service packs, patches and applications installed. Magic.
did you install gcc? vi? a real shell?
also, if you kept custom settings from before, you didn't reinstall from scratch.

>>29
[My distribution didn't include a sane package manager.]
Probably so, what would you recommend? Hint: I like each application in its own directory. This is good because I can keep track of them, know all the files they use, and relocate them to another installation whenever I want.

/usr/local/bin
No, /usr/local/bin is a shitbox. I want to tell them apart. At most, I'll symlink stuff there so I have them PATH reachable.

I agree, compiling others' code on Windows is usually bloody tricky :/
So usually is compiling any large stuff on Linux, unless you've installed two million -devel packages, every version of every library known to man, and are the luckiest man ever.

Don't use uppercase, it's evil!! Bad practise!! WRYYY!!
So, just because you use a simplistic filesystem that won't fold case for the lower 128 Unicode characters, uppercase is evil and you should not use it (that explains why everything in Unix tends to be lowercase). Well, I like CamelCase for directories, it's easier to read, yet I don't like typing it all the time. I create my /Software folder so it looks fine and is easily picked in visual file managers, yet I want to cd /software.

I just want everyone to know that:
a) FHS is shit.
b) Case preserving is good.
c) Case sensitive is total fucking gay gay gay.

UNIX IS NOT LIKE WINDOWS WHINE WHINE BE MORE LIKE WINDOWS EVERYTHING THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM MY EXPERIENCE SUCKS HARD

I just want everyone to know that:
a) >>33 is spot on
b) >>33 for president
c) Case sensitive is total fucking gay gay gay.

did you install gcc? vi? a real shell?
also, if you kept custom settings from before, you didn't reinstall from scratch.
Shows how stupid you are.

>>33,35
Same person lolol ;)

>>33
Signed.

>>34
It's not a matter of what's alike; it's a matter of what's sane and more usable. I don't care which does what; the FHS would suck even if Windows didn't exist and case-sensitivity would be a stupid Unix dogma even if Windows didn't exist.

>>36
Probably, but I'm a different person than >>33 or >>35

Hey guys lets get back on topic, write a virus help

>>38
hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php

What's this Notepad.exe thing you talked about? How can I "start" it?

>>40
% wine notepad

4chan sucks

>>42
penis

fuck 4chan for hackun naruto-kun

Yeah, honestly windows is not that hard to install or deal with.  It seems to have a bad rep, but that's really several years out of date.

To illustrate, I just set a junction to my profile on a (several gig) thumb drive on all the computers I use.  Instant roaming, my wallpaper, firefox, everything is the same on my home and school computer, and windows 2000 vs XP makes no difference.  I have to make sure that the programs I want are installed, but other than that it's super smooth.

I think that programs should be sane from the point of view of programs themselves.  You should have to adapt your usage when writing the code, not when using the program.  It's the other way around on linux.

>>40
GOTO Start, then click Run. Type "notepad" at the prompt.
Or you can use the Windows key + R if you're 1337 and type "notepad" at the prompt

Hi, I can spam /prog/ too, you faggot.

Also, smoke weed everyday.

tafuck?

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