ITT we compare nerds and managers

Follow a "Nerds ... . Consultants ... ." structure.

Example:

Nerds take a dump. Consultants create a synergy between their unusable nutrient recycling gate and the toilet.

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And then you'd go out of business because your programmers would get mismanaged, get pissed off about it and leave to start their own company that doesn't have idiots in management.