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ITT we compare nerds and managers

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 5:39

Follow a "Nerds ... . Consultants ... ." structure.

Example:

Nerds take a dump. Consultants create a synergy between their unusable nutrient recycling gate and the toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 3:39

>>21
The smartest, most individualistic, most evolved, richest minds ever were almost autistic. They are not made to be wasted on management.

If I ran a company, I'd proceed to hire people, then sort them by intelligence. The smartest people would go to design and development, and they would be paid the most. The more stupid people who aren't good enough to write shit should become managers. If they are stupid then it's ok, they are managers anyways. And the stupidest of people should go in marketing. Not only it's ok if they are stupid; they are required to be stupid, it's part of their job, and they would be paid the least.

After that, I'd proceed to transfer the presidency to the most retarded employee of all, tell them I don't want to meet anyone ever, and move onto development.

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