Business-speak, managerspeak and general buzzwords make me stomach sick. They'll take the simplest things or most retarded ideas, come up with a business enterprise solution sounding word for it, and wank over them all the time, pretending they are great experts on technology or they've invented the intarweb.
Typical example: take jacking off. You've been doing it since 13. Yet managers will one day take it and say it's SPRX, "Synchronous Pleasure Relief and XML" (gotta toss XML in, it maximizes profits and converts visitors into customers). Then they'll call their friend managers and tell them "Have you read the news? It's all about SPRX! "My company will be doing SPRX from now on." "SPRX is the future." "Oh, is it not SPRX? Uh, no thanks".
I want to become a serial murderer. Help.
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Anonymous2006-04-19 9:02
That's because you're dealing with people who dont actually know anything about the business they're working with.
Yes, it sucks.
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Anonymous2006-04-19 9:28
SPRX is fully supported by AJAX and various other Web 2.0 technologies.
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Anonymous2006-04-19 9:28
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Anonymous2006-04-19 10:43
I hate the fact that there are a million acronyms that are just variations on a theme.
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Anonymous2006-04-19 17:09
Does anyone know any killer appz I should get for my compy?
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Anonymous2006-04-19 22:03
You need a paradigm shift.
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Anonymous2006-04-19 22:10
You need to create a synergy between best-of-breed J2EE solutions with your operating system.
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Anonymous2006-04-19 22:25
Are these Enterprise level solutions?
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Anonymous2006-04-19 22:32
Be sure to adopt industry standard best practices.