Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 8:40
Business-speak, managerspeak and general buzzwords make me stomach sick. They'll take the simplest things or most retarded ideas, come up with a business enterprise solution sounding word for it, and wank over them all the time, pretending they are great experts on technology or they've invented the intarweb.
Typical example: take jacking off. You've been doing it since 13. Yet managers will one day take it and say it's SPRX, "Synchronous Pleasure Relief and XML" (gotta toss XML in, it maximizes profits and converts visitors into customers). Then they'll call their friend managers and tell them "Have you read the news? It's all about SPRX! "My company will be doing SPRX from now on." "SPRX is the future." "Oh, is it not SPRX? Uh, no thanks".
I want to become a serial murderer. Help.
Typical example: take jacking off. You've been doing it since 13. Yet managers will one day take it and say it's SPRX, "Synchronous Pleasure Relief and XML" (gotta toss XML in, it maximizes profits and converts visitors into customers). Then they'll call their friend managers and tell them "Have you read the news? It's all about SPRX! "My company will be doing SPRX from now on." "SPRX is the future." "Oh, is it not SPRX? Uh, no thanks".
I want to become a serial murderer. Help.