When reading text written in managerspeak, I often find trouble trying to understand what it means in English. Let's post all we know and create a managerspeak dictionary. Please be serious and don't spam.
Enterprise = bloated and overengineered
Professional consultant => Dumbass
Certified professional => Well-paid dumbass
Performance regression => Slow as fuck
Best practice => I read it in an ad in a magazine or heard it from other managers, they said it's what I should do
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Anonymous2006-04-12 22:26
Solution => shitty software written in VB
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Anonymous2006-04-13 3:43
Integrated => big pile of crap.
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Anonymous2006-04-13 4:01
Shifting Paradigm => Fancier than "A new approach to this problem."
Synergy => Gibberish meant to confuse and distract.
Name:
Anonymous2006-04-13 4:02
Scalable => WTFBBQ
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Anonymous2006-04-13 4:52
>>4
Synergy => very nice monitor/keyboard/mouse sharing program