Name: Anonymous 2006-04-12 12:20
When reading text written in managerspeak, I often find trouble trying to understand what it means in English. Let's post all we know and create a managerspeak dictionary. Please be serious and don't spam.
Enterprise = bloated and overengineered
Professional consultant => Dumbass
Certified professional => Well-paid dumbass
Performance regression => Slow as fuck
Best practice => I read it in an ad in a magazine or heard it from other managers, they said it's what I should do
Enterprise = bloated and overengineered
Professional consultant => Dumbass
Certified professional => Well-paid dumbass
Performance regression => Slow as fuck
Best practice => I read it in an ad in a magazine or heard it from other managers, they said it's what I should do