turing

var answer:string

put "anyone know how to program in turing, or even heard of it?"
get answer
if answer="yes" then
put "when and where did you learn it/hear about it"
else
put "yes i know i am very lame..."

>>5
Ya sure about that? Take a look at the language's homepage.

Nobody is going to pay for that other than educational institutions. The company completely caters to that too.