turing

var answer:string

put "anyone know how to program in turing, or even heard of it?"
get answer
if answer="yes" then
put "when and where did you learn it/hear about it"
else
put "yes i know i am very lame..."

>>4
It's unlikely he was forced to learn it.

>>1
Turing was a fag, Church was way cooler. Lambda calculus > you