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Name: mizukami !qZIhB0izmw 2005-07-02 17:04

package A;

class A
{
  A A(A A)
  {
   A:
   for (;;)
   {
    if (A.A(A) == A) break A; }
   return A;
  }
}

// Yes. It compiles in javac.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-02 17:05

wow, a thread with my own nick, -duh-. This is why I wish I could delete my own threads.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-02 20:11

5 namespaces?

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-02 21:12

International Obfuscated Java Code Contest anyone?

(Well, Java obfuscation would be different from C. Instead of if(**a++==8)e(x|~y), you'll get stuff like o=new SuperCaliFragilisticExpialidociousDocument(new SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousParser(new SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousFactory(SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousFactory.get())));, but this is pretty much standard Java code, not even intended to be obfuscated.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-03 10:48

>> but this is pretty much standard Java code, not even intended to be obfuscated.

JAVA IS THE NEW COBOL LOL

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-03 13:18

JAVA JAVA LOL

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-03 23:35

type fags = military | jews ;;
let into_the = function
   military -> "DONT ASK DONT TELL"
  |jews     -> "FOR ISREAL"
;;
let faggot =
 let gays = jews in
 into_the military
;;
print_string faggot;;

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 5:03

let faggot =
 let gays = jews in
 into_the military
;;

YOU MAKE NO SENSE

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 6:57

>>8
that's (oca)ml for you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-25 11:08

ENTERPRISE-QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 12:13

[b][i]dfdf[/i][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 12:14

[i]dsd[/i]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 12:20

[sup][o][u]dsdsddsd[/u][/sup][/o]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 12:21

[sup]dsdsddsd[/u][/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 12:24

[b][i][o]nothing will work now[/i][/b]
[b][i]just overline[/i][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 12:42

>

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 12:42

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 12:43

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 18:44

[fsa]fsa[/fsa]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 18:45

[fgh]dfg[/fgh]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 19:06

is shii case-sensitive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 19:19

well

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 19:30

my
great
BBCode
skills.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 19:54

checkin' out
[i]other things too

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 21:00

actually
how

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-28 9:27

ABBC
BBcode
rendering
test

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-28 10:11

[b][i]bbcode mistakes[/i][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-05 5:37

++@##
++@##.sdf
++@##.sdf.sdf

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-06 11:51

>>28
What's that?

Also, I still have to check:

[m][rem]rem+m broken[/m][/rem]
[code][rem]rem+code valid[/rem][/code]
[code][rem]rem+code broken[/code][/rem]
[#][rem]rem+# valid[/rem][/#]
[#][rem]rem+# broken[/#][/rem]

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-06 11:59

>>29
That's really weird, but I don't have time to go and check Shiichan's source to find out how [rem] tags are really handled. Oh well.

Maybe someone would tell me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 16:08

[b]THIS thread IS MY[/b] SECRET PLACE

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 8:03

VIP

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:37

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 0:57

>>4
but this is what an average java code looks like?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 1:48

>>1
It's like I'm really reading Minecraft's source code.  Thanks a lot, Notch!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 3:53

>>35
What, can you see the autism in the code?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 9:38

>>36
All Minecraft classes are alphabetical monosyllable or duo-syllable in name; I think he's up to class fb.  All classes contain alphabetical monosyllable variables.  All classes contain alphabetical monosyllable methods.  All instantiated objects have alphabetical monosyllable names.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 10:05

>>37
Shit. Is Notch retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 10:10

>>37
SCALABLE AUTISTIC SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 10:14

>>38
Well, yes, but that's not why the code is that way. He runs it through a cheap obfuscator before compiling, so that only the most dedicated of riffraff is able to hax his precious javanus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 20:17

>>40
I thought they were called "java beans?"

Name: tray 2012-03-16 16:18

flagStuff|=1;

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 13:31

dunno

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 21:33

man nipples

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