mizukami

package A;

class A
{
  A A(A A)
  {
   A:
   for (;;)
   {
    if (A.A(A) == A) break A; }
   return A;
  }
}

// Yes. It compiles in javac.

International Obfuscated Java Code Contest anyone?

(Well, Java obfuscation would be different from C. Instead of if(**a++==8)e(x|~y), you'll get stuff like o=new SuperCaliFragilisticExpialidociousDocument(new SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousParser(new SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousFactory(SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousFactory.get())));, but this is pretty much standard Java code, not even intended to be obfuscated.