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Ruby

Name: Tirel 2004-12-26 11:03

Imo, Ruby is the language Real Programmers use.

Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 11:48

It would be nice if it was (a lot) faster...

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 12:57

>>1 is GNAA

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 13:12 (sage)

>>1 lol ruby

but we could do a python vs perl one next...

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 14:44

scheme is where its at ok >:(

Name: Fnordulicious 2004-12-26 15:50

Scheme is for kiddies and undergrads. Use Common Lisp if you want to be a real man. Libraries are better, too.
http://www.cliki.net

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 17:58

machine language crew represent

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-27 16:32

Ruby is the language for real Japanophiles and people permabanned from SA.

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-28 2:55 (sage)

Ruby is for people who can't read the instructions for Python because they're written in English.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-01 22:42

>>6

Yes.  'Real Men' sit in front of computer screens and have pasty white skin because they never see the light of day.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-11 8:32 (sage)

>>11

That are called 'geeks'. ;)

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-12 0:57

ruby sucks.
i use diamond

Name: Virtual Korean !DSv3yyjLCE 2005-01-12 16:37

ASSEMBLY is where I hear the "Party is At"

Name: Shade !piGNeTKu7c 2005-01-16 7:25

Ruby owns your butt. :P

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-20 1:50

BulletML \o/

Name: Arche 2005-01-23 21:18

Screw ASM, playing with batteries, resistors, and wires on your motherboard is the next wave.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-04 10:17 (sage)

>>9
But in Ruby, you write [1, 2, 3].length to get the length of your array, instead of len([1, 2, 3]) in Python which is strange to me because Python mixes both syntax (and I don't really like this).

I really hope Ruby will reach Python's speed in the future because I love this language (but it's slower than Python for a lot of programs). Well, I'll troll a bit and tell you to try this:
Python> a = [ x**2 for x in xrange(100000) if x % 2 == 0 ]
Ruby> a = (0 ... 100_000).select { |x| x % 2 == 0 }.map { |x| x**2 }
An example where Ruby is 5 times faster ;)

>>14 you're a pervert. Here is something for you: http://www.menuetos.org/

Name: deitarion 2005-02-23 6:15

I can't argue with the speed but I have to say that the latter one seems slightly more like Perl's "executable punctuation" for some reason.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 5:48 ID:OZYJuMiF

i like ruby

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 7:25 ID:Heaven

i don't like ruby

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 9:04 ID:YnndJ6J+

I like ruby. It is like python..except a bit slower and more stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 9:39 ID:Heaven

STOP BUMPING OLD FUCKING THREADS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 5:32 ID:pPCyBabO

STOP SAGING OLD FUCKING THREADS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 10:39 ID:q7gg59Vx

I hate pokemon.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 13:55 ID:73qX0n9X

>>25
agreed

Name: sage !!jWd0NiEi76ijPIu 2007-06-24 13:56 ID:73qX0n9X

>>26
oops, forgot to age

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 12:56 ID:DbPwPxrj

BENTO
A nice excercise in irony
-----------------------------------

enter http://www.bentodev.org/
read about it for a while, maybe read the short faq.
Then, go to the section scenario, and marvel at what is shown.

what can I say, I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 13:17 ID:aRHPmSO3

>>28
"What are the benefits of using Bento?

The benefits of Bento include increased developer productivity, improved reliability, lower maintenance cost and simplified integration."

DELICIOUS BUZZWORDS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 13:18 ID:aRHPmSO3

>>29
Also:

    hello hello3 [=
            title [| Hello World |]
            color bgcolor [| #EEDDBB |]
    =]


What in the name of christ

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 14:50 ID:aRHPmSO3

http://www.bentodev.org/$stat

lol httpd request stats

index - 51 requests
error_page - 68 requests

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 19:15 ID:eIgDVXWJ

Ruby was written for idiots like Java.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:35 ID:xXqrrDR7

>>32
java isn't an idiot

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:37 ID:Heaven

>>33
Learn to parse English syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:47 ID:xXqrrDR7

>>34
If >>32 was intending to state that both Ruby and Java were written for idiots, the sentence is missing a comma.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:48 ID:Heaven

>>35
you're bitching more than a badly-written C compiler about commas and semicolons.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 0:11 ID:Qa4x6tnL

no, what >>32 was stending to state that Java is a guy, who is called an idiot.
swich Java for John to see what >>32 meant.

Ruby was written for idiots like John.
john isn't an idiot

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 1:13 ID:Heaven

>>36
Pull the board out of your ass and lol a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 4:22 ID:5sbMCr2Y

posting on a text board that's inside >>36's ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 10:42 ID:vxEwXcmz

>>32
Fact: Java is an idiot for which Ruby was written.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 13:12 ID:CnmS5ouo

YOU
ARE
ALL
IDIOTS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 13:59 ID:hDmyuUbZ

>>41
GTFOFAGGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 15:39 ID:CnmS5ouo

>>42
YOUR HAVE NO BBCODE SKILLS.  YOU NEED TO GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 14:51 ID:dQRYc8Ki

AM I DOIN IT RITE?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 18:00 ID:CiC3Ay7X

>>44
YES YOU ARE

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 18:44 ID:MltlO7Vr

LOLWUT

Name: test 2007-10-28 5:48

Interestingly enough, the book consist of 25% bawwing that C is to hard, 50% historical anecdotes, 25% C rules that any serious C programmer already knows, 0% expert programming and 0% deep secrets.

The problem was caused by bad parsing of arguments, but it was facilitated by inadequate classification of arguments between switches and filenames. Many operating systems (e.g., VAX/VMS) distinguish between runtime options and other arguments (e.g., filenames) to programs, but UNIX does not; nor does ANSI C.

I rest my case.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 12:51

>>47
Way to bump a three years old thread, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 14:19

>>48
Way to hump a three years old faggot, thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 18:35

>>49
Way to faggot a three thread old year, hump.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 18:52

REAL MEN PROGRAM IN x86 ASSEMBLY AND SLEEP 5 HOURS A DAY!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 18:54

I think Ruby is a pretty cool language. eh is flexible and doesn't  compile for anything. 

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 19:15

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 20:04

This thread has seen (sage) tags and IDs come and go.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-22 3:03

>>50

MODS
THAT WORD SCRAMBLER FILLS YOUR BOARD WITH SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-22 4:42

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-22 9:33

>>56
I really liek how they define 'you'. Obviously you fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-22 16:10

I was looking for a bento box, it couldn't be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It had to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and had be be chibi (small) sized. And had to be really kawaii (cute). Also It had to be about 10-20 bux. And the seller had to post pics of it first (i wanted to make shure it was kawaii [cute]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have had any cartoon pictures, or been made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would have been nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I had found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i didnt want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii).

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:29

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 22:08

At the very least, I think we can all agree that Ruby is an acceptable Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 22:32

ACCEPT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 12:05

>>60
Ruby is not a Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 12:18

>>60
Ruby is less of a Lisp than Dylan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 19:22

>>28
bentodev.basepage.content_head is abstract; cannot instantiate

http://www.bentodev.org/scenario1.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 9:39

hello

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 13:40

$2

asdf

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 4:49

This thread belongs to the first page.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 5:54

Ruby is for idiots who can't understand scala's type system.
Also ruby's support for higher order programming is nothing but a huge hack. method != lambda != proc != block WTF
How people can call this language elegant is beyond me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 6:13

>>69
They call it elegant because their OS X editor has nice colors for markup

Name: Doctor Racket !oRACKeT.F2 2011-01-23 6:24

You shall have no other language before Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 7:12

p.rar

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 7:56

>>71
You shall have no other drinks before breakfast.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 9:04

>>70
QFT

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 11:40

>>71
fuck off with your shitty academic language; i almost tolerated your shitty spam from when you were spamming anonymously

Name: Doctor Racket !RACKET/.HY 2011-01-23 11:42

>>75
I'm not the ``lulz use racket'' guy, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 11:49

>>76
Yet you are just as obnoxious as him.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 12:30

no, ruby is for rockstars and code ninjas who want to pretend programming is cool and hip when in reality programming is about intellect and meticulousness.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 12:39

YHBT

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:44

<---- check 'em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 15:20

>>111
epic fail! dem trips!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 15:27

$ man "my anus."
No manual entry for my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 15:44

>>113
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 15:49

>>113
not this shit again. i lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 19:01

>>115
NICE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 22:03

>>115
I LOL'D MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 22:47

>>116-117,122
NOT THIS ANUS AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:33

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 18:48

This was featured on Something Awful's ``The Weekend Web''!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-07 7:28

Bump

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-07 13:40

>>120
link or shut the fuck up nerd

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 1:17

Ruby = mega hipster shit, lisp is shit, scheme is shit.  C owns, C is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 2:05

Not only is C shit, C is obsolete!

SEPPLES

Name: One Happy Nigga 2012-07-08 6:37

Ruby is OK if you're a soy latte sipping closet faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 14:00

>>125
I use Lisp and I like sipping milk latte.  Does that make me a faggot?

Name: One Happy Nigga 2012-07-08 16:37

>>126
Lispers are OK in my book nigga. Milk lattes are OK too nigga.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 15:46

Ruby FTW!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 16:05

Ruby is dynamically typed Scala

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 16:05

Scala is shit
Ruby is dynamically typed Scala
Therefore, Ruby is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 16:17

>>130
Scala will become the first mainstream functional programming language

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 17:26

Ruby programmers should be packing their bags right about now and moving on to a real language like Elixir.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 17:29

>>129

what Rubyfags want to believe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 17:32

Programmers should be packing their bags right about now and moving on to a real country like Israel.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 18:15

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