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Ruby

Name: Tirel 2004-12-26 11:03

Imo, Ruby is the language Real Programmers use.

Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 11:48

It would be nice if it was (a lot) faster...

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 12:57

>>1 is GNAA

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 13:12 (sage)

>>1 lol ruby

but we could do a python vs perl one next...

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 14:44

scheme is where its at ok >:(

Name: Fnordulicious 2004-12-26 15:50

Scheme is for kiddies and undergrads. Use Common Lisp if you want to be a real man. Libraries are better, too.
http://www.cliki.net

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-26 17:58

machine language crew represent

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-27 16:32

Ruby is the language for real Japanophiles and people permabanned from SA.

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-28 2:55 (sage)

Ruby is for people who can't read the instructions for Python because they're written in English.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-01 22:42

>>6

Yes.  'Real Men' sit in front of computer screens and have pasty white skin because they never see the light of day.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-11 8:32 (sage)

>>11

That are called 'geeks'. ;)

Name: VIPPER 2005-01-12 0:57

ruby sucks.
i use diamond

Name: Virtual Korean !DSv3yyjLCE 2005-01-12 16:37

ASSEMBLY is where I hear the "Party is At"

Name: Shade !piGNeTKu7c 2005-01-16 7:25

Ruby owns your butt. :P

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-20 1:50

BulletML \o/

Name: Arche 2005-01-23 21:18

Screw ASM, playing with batteries, resistors, and wires on your motherboard is the next wave.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-04 10:17 (sage)

>>9
But in Ruby, you write [1, 2, 3].length to get the length of your array, instead of len([1, 2, 3]) in Python which is strange to me because Python mixes both syntax (and I don't really like this).

I really hope Ruby will reach Python's speed in the future because I love this language (but it's slower than Python for a lot of programs). Well, I'll troll a bit and tell you to try this:
Python> a = [ x**2 for x in xrange(100000) if x % 2 == 0 ]
Ruby> a = (0 ... 100_000).select { |x| x % 2 == 0 }.map { |x| x**2 }
An example where Ruby is 5 times faster ;)

>>14 you're a pervert. Here is something for you: http://www.menuetos.org/

Name: deitarion 2005-02-23 6:15

I can't argue with the speed but I have to say that the latter one seems slightly more like Perl's "executable punctuation" for some reason.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 5:48 ID:OZYJuMiF

i like ruby

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 7:25 ID:Heaven

i don't like ruby

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 9:04 ID:YnndJ6J+

I like ruby. It is like python..except a bit slower and more stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 9:39 ID:Heaven

STOP BUMPING OLD FUCKING THREADS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 5:32 ID:pPCyBabO

STOP SAGING OLD FUCKING THREADS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 10:39 ID:q7gg59Vx

I hate pokemon.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 13:55 ID:73qX0n9X

>>25
agreed

Name: sage !!jWd0NiEi76ijPIu 2007-06-24 13:56 ID:73qX0n9X

>>26
oops, forgot to age

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 12:56 ID:DbPwPxrj

BENTO
A nice excercise in irony
-----------------------------------

enter http://www.bentodev.org/
read about it for a while, maybe read the short faq.
Then, go to the section scenario, and marvel at what is shown.

what can I say, I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 13:17 ID:aRHPmSO3

>>28
"What are the benefits of using Bento?

The benefits of Bento include increased developer productivity, improved reliability, lower maintenance cost and simplified integration."

DELICIOUS BUZZWORDS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 13:18 ID:aRHPmSO3

>>29
Also:

    hello hello3 [=
            title [| Hello World |]
            color bgcolor [| #EEDDBB |]
    =]


What in the name of christ

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 14:50 ID:aRHPmSO3

http://www.bentodev.org/$stat

lol httpd request stats

index - 51 requests
error_page - 68 requests

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 19:15 ID:eIgDVXWJ

Ruby was written for idiots like Java.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:35 ID:xXqrrDR7

>>32
java isn't an idiot

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:37 ID:Heaven

>>33
Learn to parse English syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:47 ID:xXqrrDR7

>>34
If >>32 was intending to state that both Ruby and Java were written for idiots, the sentence is missing a comma.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:48 ID:Heaven

>>35
you're bitching more than a badly-written C compiler about commas and semicolons.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 0:11 ID:Qa4x6tnL

no, what >>32 was stending to state that Java is a guy, who is called an idiot.
swich Java for John to see what >>32 meant.

Ruby was written for idiots like John.
john isn't an idiot

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 1:13 ID:Heaven

>>36
Pull the board out of your ass and lol a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 4:22 ID:5sbMCr2Y

posting on a text board that's inside >>36's ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 10:42 ID:vxEwXcmz

>>32
Fact: Java is an idiot for which Ruby was written.

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