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Libya - short version

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-25 20:34

King: I am negro king over all of Libya. Fuck you all!
Gaddafi: No, fuck YOU!
King: *dies*
Gaddafi: My fellow niggers, I've always been a big fan of direct democracy, so let's do this shit. Libya is now liberated!
Libyans: Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
Gaddafi: Now you can all do negro shit amongst yourself without my involvement.
Libyans: Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
Gaddafi: WTF??? Stop acting like niggers, for Gods sake!
Libyans: Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
Gaddafi: Right. I see that I have to have SOME involvment in all of this.
Libyans: Fuck you-nigger-nigger-nigger...
Gaddafi: No, fuck YOU! *kills everyone.*
Libyans: WTF??? Did you just kill people for speaking their mind?
Gaddafi: Yes, what of it?
Libyans: Well, FUCK YOU! We want freedom of speech and other human rights.
Gaddafi: No! FUCK you! *has death squads adbuct and kill people.*
Libyans: We want another ruler! You're fucking nuts!
Gaddafi: No! I said FUCK you! *kills people.*
Libyans: You are committing crimes against humanity! If we ever get our hands on you, you're dead!
Gaddafi: Are you saying that you want to assassinate me, an icon of democracy and freedom? FUCK YOU!
Libyans: NO, fuck YOU! *revolts.*
NATO: NO, fuck YOU all! *invades.*
NATO: Hello, fellow subjects. You are now a liberated democracy.
Libyans: Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
NATO: WTF? Stop acting like fucking niggers!
Libyans: FUCK you! Nigger-nigger-nigger-nigger...
NATO: No, fuck YOU! *kills people for fun and sport.*

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-15 3:44

>>18
>Gaddafi just claimed the credit
You probably don't realize how traditional society works. The tribes of bedouins do not like technological progress at all - they are perfectly content with their lifestyle. On the other hand they like waging wars on each other.
You can't just go and start progressing in such a society without bloodshed. Gaddafi did manage to maintain peace for 40 years, because he has managed to gain respect of all of the tribes. They consider him the sheikh of sheikhs.
>taxing the population
It is a socialist country. They have free healthcare, education, etc.
>lavish palaces
He has 1 palace in the centre of Tripoli, where he lives and works and 1 bedouin tent, where he lives when he travels somewhere. Not unbearable for economy at all.
>oversaw the progress of his country and stepped down when the educated middle class expressed genuine discontent
Where you saw discontent from middle class in Libya? The only the main groups rebelling are: poor immigrants from other african countries, radical muslims and one savage tribe of berbers.
If Gaddafi would step down that would mean infighting between tribes. But who cares - he is dictator, hurr, we must spread democracy, durr!

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