Ask anyone!
Where do people get married?
Top answers: Church, chapel, synagogue, garden
Ask people who conducts a marriage?
Top answers: Minister, priest, rabbi, justice-of-the-peace.
Marriage, according to social custom, promotes religion!
Justice-of-the-peace is nearly the last thought for any marrying couple.
As as a bachelor, I am forced to burden a higher share of taxes.
This is unjust in a society claiming to be the great equalizer.
Marriage violates the constitutional separation of church and state.
I recommend the banning of all recognition of marriage by civil law. I invite the ACLU to take up cause to support this into the 21st Century.
Marriage, according to social custom, promotes religion!
Justice-of-the-peace is nearly the last thought for any marrying couple.
you sir, are and idiot :)
atheists get married all the time! you can't explain that.
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Anonymous2011-03-02 9:29
atheist marry to
1) be like everyone else
2) have a Big party
3) find a use for ("i'm with stupid" t-shirt)
4) tax deductions
5) extract an equal share of pity from their peers
>>5
non-atheists have a 6th reason, they marry because god instructed them to
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Anonymous2011-03-03 16:11
How much tax money is wasted managing marriages and divorces?
The IRS deduction for a spouse was implemented when there were stay-at-home wives. In todays' dual-income corporations there is no need for deduction or even acknowledgment.
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Anonymous2011-03-04 7:27
>>7
Since our entire tax system is one huge unfathomable clusterfuck of bloated bureaucracy this could be quite difficult.
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Anonymous2011-03-04 14:40
>>8
That is true. The laws and regulations are way too complex than they need to be.
I'm not crazy, I'm not a troll. But, I love the Matrix, Stephen King's Dreamcatcher and Food Incorporated.
If any of you hate the corporations like Cargill, Perdue (if you speak french, this name is ironic) and the destruction that others like them are wreaking upon the earth and humanity in the name of profit, then I invite 4chan to expose them. Take the red pill, and the most rocking trip since time began.
If I have inadvertantly posted in the wrong board, please forgive me and direct me to another. This same message will appear again and again until Anonymous finds it and chooses to act. or not. I mean, it's up to them. But, if they've successfully targeted Scientology then American corporations and special interests ought to be a piece of cake.
Ready for the revolution?
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Anonymous2011-03-05 7:53
>>10 Noobs! They just suck shallow concept dick.
dubs!
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Anonymous2011-03-05 8:22
The Gay marriage issue is blowing wads of taxpayer dollars!
So to speak.... Scissoring practicality against popular liberalisms.
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Salamander2011-03-06 2:40
Fuck Marriage.
Do what makes you happy. Escape the retarded system and create your own peaceful vision. Responsibly, with love ofr urself and others.
Pearls of wisdom bitches. Find me if you want more.
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Anonymous2011-03-17 7:27
10% Tax dollar is attributable to regulation and litigation of marriage and children.