Lawsuit against Marriage

Ask anyone!
Where do people get married?
Top answers:  Church, chapel, synagogue, garden

Ask people who conducts a marriage?
Top answers:  Minister, priest, rabbi, justice-of-the-peace.

Marriage, according to social custom, promotes religion!
Justice-of-the-peace is nearly the last thought for any marrying couple.

As as a bachelor, I am forced to burden a higher share of taxes.
This is unjust in a society claiming to be the great equalizer.
Marriage violates the constitutional separation of church and state.

I recommend the banning of all recognition of marriage by civil law.  I invite the ACLU to take up cause to support this into the 21st Century.

Ahem. SO, bitches....

I'm not crazy, I'm not a troll. But, I love the Matrix, Stephen King's Dreamcatcher and Food Incorporated.

If any of you hate the corporations like Cargill, Perdue (if you speak french, this name is ironic) and the destruction that others like them are wreaking upon the earth and humanity in the name of profit, then I invite 4chan to expose them. Take the red pill, and the most rocking trip since time began.

If I have inadvertantly posted in the wrong board, please forgive me and direct me to another. This same message will appear again and again until Anonymous finds it and chooses to act. or not. I mean, it's up to them. But, if they've successfully targeted Scientology then American corporations and special interests ought to be a piece of cake.

Ready for the revolution?