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What small businesses should I start?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 14:08

A new business in this economy has nowhere to go but up!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 14:49

Dry cleaning.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 14:54

Start a business that sells tissues with crying elephant designs on them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 16:08

Drug dealing. More people will want drugs in this crappy climate

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 16:39

Rape shops are doing well despite the crisis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 16:55

Import niggers and domesticate them. There will be a great need for hard and unrewarding manual labour once we hit rock bottom and you don't want to do it yourself, do it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 16:56

[...] , do you?

aw, crap
i hate how you can't delete posts on textboards

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 18:03

I would have a video game company but I don't feel enough people will be willing to pay for entertainment anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 22:55

>8
you don't understand basic business, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 0:22

What do you mean

Name: Virgil Leone 2009-03-31 1:11

>10
Quite simply, he means that in time of trouble people often pay MORE for entertainment. Its human nature to want to escape from reality. In the great depression movies still did well. People like to feel they have more money than they do. They will sacrifice basic necessitates for entertainment. Look at drug abusers they sacrifice shelter, food, etc... for fleeting pleasure. If life was great we wouldn't need entertain because we would be naturally entertained. THUS the crappier life gets the more valuable entertainment becomes. Basic Business 101. Simple right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 1:21

Yet more people are downloading whatever the hell they want

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 1:23

The US will be more like China where everything is bootlegged and few companies can make money

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 11:26

>>13
You say like its a bad thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 11:30

It's not bad if you like independent stuff, but the big budget mass media will have to hold back on special effects and other luxuries.  Most entertainment will be amateur, low budget productions on the level of Youtube videos.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 12:53

brothel

Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 13:34

The failure rate for new business is huge.  Hence, starting one is only a destructive desire on your part.  It milks what little savings you have, throwing you into despondency and eventual suicide (or law school, which is the same thing).

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 16:10

It's better than a complete scam like MLM.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 7:23

>>17
But if you're not a retard and do it properly you can make a decent living.

Name: RedCream 2009-04-01 14:05

>>19
Open up one yourself and tell me how you're somehow a retard when those bills crush you like a bug, like they do most startups.

Name: RedCream 2009-04-01 16:30

>>20
>>17

Wow another fucking clone ;_;

Name: !TJ9qoWuqvA 2009-04-01 17:09

>>17
Damn, that's sad

Name: RedCream 2009-04-01 18:13

>>20
>>21
Impostors can never match my style and rock solid logic. Don't even try.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 18:20

>>20
>>21
>>22
I'm not a retard, so I'm not just going to start a business for the sake of starting a business. If I have a feasible idea and am an expert in that sector of the economy I would convince investors to put money into it and in the event my business fails I will simply dismantle the business and say "sorry guys, looks like this won't work just yet" instead of sitting there wasting money until I am bankrupt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 19:22

But how do I convince them that the h-game h-manga h-anime sector needs infusion?

Name: RedCream 2009-04-01 19:28

>>24
Predictably, you're out to milk "investors", not to actually run a business.  I sense AUTO-FAIL approaching.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 23:40

Investors expect you to sell the company or give ownership since they have controlling equity and you're their indentured servant until you can buy your freedom.  That's why it's fun to beat the odds.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 12:47

>>26
Oh I see, so every investment in the history of mankind has just been an attempt to milk investors. I guess that's why nothing has ever developed and we're still in the stone age.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 12:49

>>27
Not if there are 100 independant investors each with a 1% stake.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 14:22

>>29

That's more like a VC group, but most VCs are focused on later stage growth while seed funding is left to Angel investors, individuals who want to see the company make a profit by itself or sell it if it doesn't make enough.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 15:59

>>30
People are usually reasonable, especially if there is money involved. Also I am not the kind of person to keep begging them not to close the operation even though it's hemorrhaging money.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 15:49

Under our new socialist benefit package, I'd like to know what programs will help support my new business.  But first I will have to change my race to black/mexican.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-11 20:46

Start an e-commerce site selling 4chan/2chan merchandise!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 20:48

It's been done.  I would rather go a step further and produce a 4chan based manga, anime, and video game series.  Copyright might be a problem.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 21:39

>>33
that isn't a bad idea considering no one technically owns memes

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 5:15

>>35
If he does that I will patent the memes and charge him a sum equal to 95% of his profits.

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