I speak American English

I know some American English!

-Clears throat-
F: Can you please tell me where the restroom is?
AmE: I CAN'T FIND THE RESTROOM I'M TOO FAT TO EVEN TURN AROUND BY MYSELF

F: May I pay electronically?
AmE: WE USE CHECKS. YEAH, WE'RE RETARDED

F: Omelette du fromage.
AmE: CHEEZ WHIZ ON BACON WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS

F: Good morning, madam.
AmE: BEAT IT OR I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY 500 POUNDS OF LARD

gb2 non-america land

>AmE: BEAT IT OR I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY 500 POUNDS OF LARD
this is my favourite

needs more bix nood.

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY BOTTLED WATER?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GOOD RECEPTION ON MY CELL PHONE?

fuck amerikkkans.

Not all Americans are thick lipped niggers. Don't generalise, it's prejudiced.

Jealousy. Pure jealousy.

>>7
hahahhahah that's a good one