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Scientology getting pwned in Europe

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 6:31 ID:IC5FM1Ol

In America Scientology is a recognised religion and in some schools mandatory in class. Here in Belgium Scientology has to face trial for extortion, being a criminal organisation, fraude and unlawful practice of medicine. Claims are that the 'church' extorts the followers, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 6:39 ID:t+SUl2WL

>>1
haha thats what thoes ass holes get. im speaking about the scientoligsts of course.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 8:27 ID:F9tD4L7q

How is Scientology different from any other religion, again?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 8:38 ID:Y+PoBC+Z

>>3 It's a church, without any remnants of religion.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 8:39 ID:0VOAokMy

god bless Belgium

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 9:03 ID:3gdZmGMc

>>4
It has religion. Based in the fictious works of it's founder who is most famous for having said "The best way to make a million daollars is to start your own religion"

He was right.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 9:10 ID:3DV9UXwm

It's secretive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 9:35 ID:Y+PoBC+Z

>>6
Traditional religions usually have a spiritual message for its believers (this message is usually the same throughout). Then churches sometimes build business and world rule on this spiritual foundation, but behind all of this, there's still a religion. This part is what's totally missing in the case of Scientology.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 9:55 ID:F9tD4L7q

>>8

Um, no. I understand your 'product loyalty' or your need to make other religions just as valid. But alot of main tenets of Christianity, Islam, Catholicism and Judaism are based on fictional accounts of events that for the most part have proven mythological in nature.

Objectively speaking, I think the mysteries of Essenism, Allegro's findings and the Copper Scroll put our more popular 'competing religions' in the same category of Scientology.

By the way, I think I should point out here that I am agnostic, not atheist and believe very much in God and the possibility and likelihood of its existence.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 11:12 ID:IC5FM1Ol

Xenu, according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that their essences remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm.

These events are known to Scientologists as "Incident II", and the traumatic memories associated with them as The Wall of Fire. The story of Xenu is part of Scientologist beliefs in extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in Earthly events, collectively described as space opera by Hubbard

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 11:47 ID:Heaven

who gives a shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 2:49 ID:1woyW0wZ

>>9
Sure there're lots of mythological elements in every religion. But they still bear a message for the better of its believers, you know, something quite unselfish, unlike what many churches do to obtain some kind of power. I think Scientology can't be classified in this category, it's a business organization with clear goals to reach.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 5:03 ID:c4TXeSfo

Long live to dark master Xenu!
Incident III is coming, we the Xenu minions now have the power of the Fancy Pink Frog!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 5:14 ID:m3UMKUEb

XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 5:32 ID:CW1HCE57

GILGAMESH GILGAMESH GILGAMESH GILGAMESH GILGAMESH GILGAMESH GILGAMESH GILGAMESH

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 5:47 ID:2L/qaKxY

>>3
>>9
Scientologist faggots

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 6:20 ID:CW1HCE57

>>16
You are a scientologist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 7:12 ID:RxtICVL+

>>13
Down with Xenu! Cthulu is my evil lord and master. He has my soul and he wants yours too. Cthulu throws you a challenge: Our demon lords battle to the death. Where? South Pole. To the winner: The Earth. To the loser: An eternity touring Utah in a minibus with Mitt Romney's Sons. The match all 9 planes of existence are talking about.

South Pole. Tomorrow. Be there. Be there. Be there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 7:13 ID:RxtICVL+

>>1
"In America Scientology is a recognised religion."

In America George W. Bush was a recognized president.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 7:53 ID:m3UMKUEb

>>18
XENU WINS, AH WANT REMATCH? XENU WINS AGAIN!!! XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU XENU

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 8:54 ID:CW1HCE57

Spoiler: Gilgamesh has fucked Cthulu's and Xenu's moms.

Name: huh? 2007-09-05 9:41 ID:S0BQaqTV

hahaha! fuck Scientology

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 13:14 ID:AouN8jP5

>>12

I can't tell if you are naive, ignorant or just willfully stupid. You just pretty much described Christianity, Judaism and Islam to the fucking teeth. Considering the social-political climate, I think it's SUPER-RETARDED-FUNNY that you consider the other religions to be "Unselfish". Are you, like, 12 or something?


>>16

Um, what? Dude. Listen to me: Fuck Scientology. It's for  fucktards. My point is that they are all basically "businesses" who replace "consumers" with "believers". All religions lie for some sort of power or money. Scientology is no different than fucking Islam or Catholicism for all I care.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 13:19 ID:Ibo9qfXV

In America there is a Creationism museum. lol... enjoy your evangelism and fail you obese tards.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 14:13 ID:EgoPScvR

lol America...

Name: Iroqouis Pliskin 2007-09-05 17:03 ID:bZdQu3WI

My body thaten tells me that Xenu is coming back to kill all the phsychologists that helped him screw over mankind and do battle with jesus and budha (mohamed was not invited due to his being a terrorist) in order to prove that he is more worthy of money donations than the other organizations because Xenu is really L. Ron Hubbard. Also scientology is for people who think that Bush is good person to ask advise from.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 17:15 ID:57bo81Sf

XENU IS THE NEW DESU, XENU

Name: huh? 2007-09-05 23:52 ID:S0BQaqTV

hail xenu!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 1:25 ID:zRGhN6kd

Match was held today on the south pole. Cthulu whipped Xenus ass. Suck ass scientologists. Can't even invent a cool god.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 3:40 ID:6de2JiOa

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 3:44 ID:kZ74pWV6

I don't really see how Scientology is that different from any religion that believes in the Abrahamic old testament.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 4:44 ID:Heaven

>>31
It ain't a religion, that's how.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 7:04 ID:kjKINttB

>>10
Sounds like an unfinished L Ron Hubbard book to me.

Okay Scientoligist freaks, believe in aliens sure. BUT THESE ALIENS ARE FROM A FICTION WRITER!

Fuck, next Steven King will get bright fucking ideas about a religion of his own...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 9:49 ID:pnea25UR

>>33

CTHULU FTHNARG!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 9:59 ID:32e9RDBE

>>32
Whatever Christfag. Scientlogy conceptually is built on the same tenets of any other religion out there. The Jews and Romans didn't consider Christianity a religion either. Stop taking all this shit for face value, you hick fuck. All the powerful religions are the same shit. The Pope is only different from Hubbard in that he licks little boys' buttholes. Oh wait........Hubbard does that too.

OH WELL POINT STILL STANDS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 13:07 ID:fJqioCir

>>35
Fail for mistaking a Cthulhu worshipper for a christfag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 13:27 ID:32e9RDBE

>>36
My mistake. Carry on then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 14:08 ID:fJqioCir

>>37
Aren't you going to kill yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 22:19 ID:D3EaD4mW

>>38

well if it's a choice between worshiping an octopus or becoming an hero then i choose.................an hero

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 11:57 ID:AvC571Z0

>>39
If you're still alive, hurry up.

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