I Hate Advertisements

Not just because they impose some useless commodity or service on me either.

Why do I hate Advertisements? Because every person or family represented in them are so generic and bland and stupid and ignorant and clueless and full of mediocrity or either extreme extremity I can't bear to watch anymore.

I'm sick and tired of people presenting themselves as "HYUP! I'M UR AVERAGE STOOPID CUSTOMER GETTIN' A TOTALLY AWESOME SERVICE." When will we as consumers of these advertisements get someone with a sound head and realistic expectations of the product and or service?

Something to the effect of -- "Hey, I'm looking for __________, you got any of those? Oh, ok thanks." As opposed to "WOW HI KIDS HI WIFE AREN'T _______ TOTALLY EXXXXXXTREME AND OR AWESOME AND WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT AND I JUST LOVE THE _____(Car, Product, Whatever)________."

Fucking shit sucks. Present realistic expectations and people, don't present them as John Doe the dumbass (non-intentionally) or Jane Doe the vapid vixen.

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Lol, I wrote this almost a month ago.

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sage for Master of the Obvious

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Yeah, but you're what they're trying to depict in these commercials with the chintzy commodities.

I'm sure you ate at a fast food joint because of their dumb commercials within the last week.

Or he ate there because his belly was empty.

lol when will you nerds get it?

also, cry more fag

adverts are for stupid people
google is for smrt ppl

I detest ads, probably because part of my education was centered around psychology, communication and propaganda. Taking a few years off from television and then watching it again was also quite jarring; it's not an experience to forget.

Once you strip all the bullshit out of the typical advertisement you'll discover that it didn't actually say anything at all.

I Like The Toothpaste Ones Where They Talk REALLY OTT So That Their Teeth Are Shown Off, Or The "Oust" Ones Where The People Mime

Or The Clittit BANG Ones Where The Packi Says "Its Grrreat On My Workertops...I Donna Need Any Ovva Cleana!"

GTFO OF OUR COUNTRY DIRTY TERRORISTS

dont watch teevee you moran