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Hi, I'm RedCream...

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 2:40 ID:HWRtmnFW

I like to rim elderly gay men's buttholes with my tongue until they cum buckets into my aids-infested mouth. Yum!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 2:44 ID:Am1Q/flu

Once again, I have to point out that the RedCream clones have fascinating and varied lives, rich in equal parts of splendor and horror.  You wacky guys!  You really know how to live life to the fullest!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 2:53 ID:HWRtmnFW

>>2
Yes, because it takes so long to write that message. Well, not really, I spent like 10 seconds typing it. I think you spend too much time on 4chan. Perhaps you should go outside more.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 2:57 ID:Am1Q/flu

>>3
The length of time it takes to write a message was neither lauded nor in question.  You stated you liked to "rim elderly gay men's buttholes with [your] tongue".  With a life filled with tasks like that, it's a wonder you ever found the 10 seconds to type it out for us.

As for my time spent on 4chan, that's my business.  Seeing how your own business involves interior activities (har!), you should be taking your own advice anyway.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 3:00 ID:Am1Q/flu

P.S.  Please keep using my name.  I really can't get enough of seeing my name.  It's a real ego trip, I can tell you!

You are a bunch of wacky guys and I appreciate the flattery you put upon me by using the RedCream name.  It's not copyrighted or trademarked or anything like that.  Everyone who feels in the RedCream mood should use it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 3:03 ID:fQUw6soz

Ironic that someone on 4chan would break out the "justify your existence" card.  Let's leave that intellectual beauty for the people who aren't posting on the news forums during the refractory period before going back to the hentai boards. 

Speaking of which, time's up for me.  See you on the other side of the tissue!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 3:18 ID:Heaven

Enjoy your spam, RedCream, I just signed up your e-mail for like 100+ mailing lists.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 3:19 ID:Am1Q/flu

>>6
Running away only makes me even MOAR correct than before.  You can keep the admissions coming, implied or direct.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 3:24 ID:Am1Q/flu

>>7
Ooh, I'm so scared, I'm shakin'.

IT'S A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT, DIPSHIT!

It already has filters and I don't use it for anything else anyway.  I just go in and clean out remainder spam every so often.

You may as well have gone out and obtained the lightest aerogel ever created, and tried to bludgeon me to death with it.

I did see a few passthroughs that indicated a few chanfags did "sign me up".  Wow, I'm fucking UNDERWHELMED.  It's like an anorexic midget with AIDS tried to get my attention.

PATHETIC.  Go back to more effective pastime of threat, like mounting your sister.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 3:37 ID:Heaven

>>9
If you don't care like you claim not to then you wouldn't have written a reply. Lulz.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 3:58 ID:Am1Q/flu

>>10
When did I claim that I didn't care?  Citation Required.

Name: sage goes in the e-mail field 2007-08-15 6:04 ID:HWRtmnFW

>>11
Guess what? BBCode is cool stupid.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 6:55 ID:p7Lszs5R

>>12
A citation for my alleged statement is still required, shitheel.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 7:03 ID:4w+/KhUb

Holt shit I've being trolled hard and obvious for the past 4 hours and I never realised!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 8:00 ID:PG120RT8

>>14
Then you admit a falsehood was submitted.  That's fine by me, since I'm still right.  Trolled or not, right is right.  Thanks for confirming that.

Name: butts 2007-08-15 8:07 ID:idZzZLBM

This post was way too long to read while laughing out loud. But I do have to ask: Did you take the jolly good chap to the pub?

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 8:21 ID:WiGJ2FFI

>>16
I took him to the pub, latherred up his ass with lard and massaged it whilst slurping away on the end of his 9 inch black cock!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 8:51 ID:HWRtmnFW

>>15
lulz

Name: Thelema 2007-08-15 11:24 ID:gifqGbtz

Redcream is getting on my fucking nerves. He takes this shitty board way too seriously and just makes the most inane statements.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 11:29 ID:sxwyohXB

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Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 13:48 ID:WiGJ2FFI

>>19
Yes, he is a comple.. OH SHIT I'M RED CREAM

GOD WHY, I MUST END THIS, HOW DO I END IT??

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 14:32 ID:HWRtmnFW

No one likes you, RedCream. Go away.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 15:25 ID:ojTTnJ8y

>>19
Yeh, that's a fucking heartbreaker.  Go get a prescription, for all the good it'll do.

>>22
NEVAR

Besides which, why would I leave?  This is getting to be a historic moment.  To wit:  RedCreams are now being spontaneously created from the turbulent spacetime froth of the universe.  Just look at >>21 -- his shocked realization confirms that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 15:41 ID:qq8rogh7

Don't mess with RedCream or he'll type bold and italic letters on you.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-15 15:47 ID:ojTTnJ8y

>>24
Oh, I can really whip out the bag of tricks:

I could bold your ass.

I could italic your nuts.

I could courier your head.

I could overline your ears.

I could strikeout your very name!

I could underline your throat.

I could superscript and subscript your eyeballs.

I could ██ preserve spacing ██ in your toes.

And finally, I could ... well, come closer:  FUCK YOUR NOSTRIL WITH A SPOILER!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 5:21 ID:zP9Zd7i5

>>25
newbie bbcode user

Name: FailCream 2007-08-16 6:41 ID:E1dBe2pd

THREAD HEADED TOWARDS WIN?

COHESIVE ARGUMENTS BEING PRESENTED WITHOUT THE USE OF FAGGOTITY BBCODE?

HAVE YOU GONE 20 MINUTES ON TEXT BOARD WITHOUT SOMETHING CORNY BEING POSTED?

THEN YOU NEED:

~~~***FAILCREAM!***~~~

GUARANTEED TO TURN ANYTHING WITH POTENTIAL FOR WIN OR NON_FAIL INTO 100% UNCUT FAIL!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:45 ID:E1dBe2pd

How FailCream is made:

Simple! All we do is pump RedCream's stomach after a night of him sucking the jizz of the assholes of gay AIDS patients! Let it sit over night...then PRESTO: FAILCREAM.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-16 7:21 ID:h9xUOqS2

No, really, I'm being perfectly serious:  I love all this attention.  Please don't stop paying attention to me and my ways.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-16 7:27 ID:E1dBe2pd

Seriously, pour all that attention on me like the urine of preschoolers that I baptize myself with every night.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 7:32 ID:hx5893Ue

Urine of preschoolers?

Sort of want.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-16 8:54 ID:9ztJcA7i

Urine is at least sterile.  The urea in it can be used for fertilizer.  Among other reasons, the advantages of preschooler urine should not so lightly be dismissed.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-17 8:05 ID:TzLMFf8I

My Jew Dad, who molests and pees on me every night, has urine that is at least sterile. I use the urea in it for fertilizer to grow my plants because I'm a pussy vegetarian that's afraid of meat.  Among other reasons, the advantages of my Jew Dad's urine should not so lightly be dismissed. Also, I eat dicks.

Name: RedCream'sJewFather 2007-08-17 8:23 ID:lmcaCLZY

>>33
that story is true

Name: RedCream 2007-08-18 2:03 ID:vy5rsYXL

>>34
I love you, dad.

Name: RedCream's Sister 2007-08-18 6:01 ID:196iXzoz

>>35
What about me?

Name: RedCream 2007-08-18 8:22 ID:WsJcaprO

>>36
You're 8 years old now, that's too old for me I'm afraid.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-18 12:23 ID:tVQfT0ml

Bump for epic adulation.  E-P-I-C!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 13:29 ID:196iXzoz

Name: RedCream 2007-08-18 21:06 ID:avMoyrg8

>>40
You know, that's almost worth clicking on.  However, I'm eating dinner at the moment and have little desire to lose it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-18 22:08 ID:Heaven

>>40
lol pussy

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-19 5:00 ID:f+lKUJa7

40  Name: RedCream : 2007-08-18 21:06  ID:avMoyrg8

    >>40
    You know, that's almost worth clicking on.  However, I'm eating dinner at the moment and have little desire to lose it.


RedCream responds so his own posts ^_^

Name: RedCream 2007-08-19 8:19 ID:78z3uUpT

>>42
Fail: ID1≠ID2

I can't blame you for the failure, really.  There are so many RedCreams now, you need a fucking scorecard or something.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-19 14:18 ID:Heaven

Stop posting in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 6:55

>>1
gay
>>2
clones
CLOAN
>>19
It gets worse.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 6:55

wait this is not /lounge/

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