Hi, I'm RedCream...

I like to rim elderly gay men's buttholes with my tongue until they cum buckets into my aids-infested mouth. Yum!

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Oh, I can really whip out the bag of tricks:

I could bold your ass.

I could italic your nuts.

I could courier your head.

I could overline your ears.

I could strikeout your very name!

I could underline your throat.

I could ^superscript and _subscript your eyeballs.

I could ██ preserve spacing ██ in your toes.

And finally, I could ... well, come closer:  FUCK YOUR NOSTRIL WITH A SPOILER!