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Tax on Masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 21:57

What a great idea! People shouldn't be masturbating anyways.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 22:00

of course they shouldn't.  masturbating is an utterly selfish activity done only for achieving happiness of the person doing it.  people shouldn't be so selfish.  how dare people engage in masturbation rather than attempt to end world hunger or put their talents to use for the benefit of the community

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 22:03

I JACK OFF FOR MY COMMUNITY

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 22:46

I'm masturbating right now.

Name: Anon 2006-12-08 1:34

How ironic..  in order to enforce this tax, one must be caught fapping.  How about implementing a fine whenever you're caught fapping?  Accomplishes the same thing in practice.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 3:26

people need to work harder

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 11:30

This is a good idea, but to be implimented, we'll need to install video cameras in everyone's bedrooms.  Then we can monitor everyone and make sure they aren't wasting time masturbating that could be better spent working... so they can be taxed to fund programs for the betterment of the community.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 18:05

>>4 I'm masturbating right now.
Quite taxing, isn't it?

Name: Re: 7 2006-12-09 18:04

Yes, that sounds great. Id love to give more money to those that didn't earn it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 4:05

Lots of socialist/fascist bags of crap in here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 17:31

>>7
*security guard faps to video feed*

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