protestant priests VS. catholic priests

This is serious business people. I'd like to invite all of you to participate in this very important discussion.

Some things to consider:

which priest is more badass? who would have better weapons? who has the cooler uniform? which one wins in a fight?

catholic priest wins, they have demonologists and exorcism and badass secret societies in the vatican. protestants on the other hand are just, well, hippies.

i'm protestant btw.

The buttsex does it for me. I don't find old people or fellows attractive, but to devote an entire religion to inspire guilt and fagbashing while nutting on gullible kids just screams "cojones".

The only realy meany things the protestants have to offer are their super sneaky zionistic protestants.
Otherwise the catholics would win anytime, anywhere.

They come up with stuff like
"Tollerance is devil's work !" or
"Hate is a gift given by the Allmighty to mankind !"

while the protestants only have thinks like
"hey, dont do this, kay ?".

Protestants are losers, even the renegade ones.
I am sure, deep in their heart eacht of them wishes he'd be born a sicilian catholic or stuff.

I am a catholic priest btw.

Catholics win.  They have hats.

and this female ninjas penguins.

Protestants have Hellsing and Alucard. Nuff said.

Catholics have Iscariot XIII and AX. Nuff said.

The easy way to distinguish between the catholic religion and all other denominations is in 3 areas:

1:  Catholics molest their young parrishoners.

2:  They go against Gods law, Gods writings, and the the law of America, in General, when it benefits them, financially or whatever. 

       Example:  harboring terrorist, rapist, child molestors, criminals, Illegal Aliens, etc.. for profit and to pay off their child molestation court cost.

 Even though God has stated in short, to obey the laws of the land and don't break his commandments, etc.. for your selfish and personal gains.  Hummmm sound familiar all you catholics,

3rd the people.  I am a reformed catholic, thank God, because most don't have the smarts to see what is going on.  If God came down today, and told the catholic church to clean itself up, but one of the fathers etc... stated that it wasn't really God speaking, the "Flock" would listen to the Father instead of the Lord himself.

He wanted us to be sheep, not think like sheep.

Catholics have a pope that used to be in Hitler Jugen. Catholics win!

>>9
I don't blame catholic priests for molesting boys. Seriously they're still men forced to live in celibacy and being surrounded by very hawt little boys doesn't help.

>>7
>>8
so basically its like alucard vs andrson lol

Ratzinger is a super UBER SS-INQUISITOR LV 99 !!!!!
I am sure he'd be able to kill all heretical american pretestants with a roundhousekick Z screaming Sieek the whole time.

pope has eyebeams, catholics win.