protestant priests VS. catholic priests

This is serious business people. I'd like to invite all of you to participate in this very important discussion.

Some things to consider:

which priest is more badass? who would have better weapons? who has the cooler uniform? which one wins in a fight?

The easy way to distinguish between the catholic religion and all other denominations is in 3 areas:

1:  Catholics molest their young parrishoners.

2:  They go against Gods law, Gods writings, and the the law of America, in General, when it benefits them, financially or whatever. 

       Example:  harboring terrorist, rapist, child molestors, criminals, Illegal Aliens, etc.. for profit and to pay off their child molestation court cost.

 Even though God has stated in short, to obey the laws of the land and don't break his commandments, etc.. for your selfish and personal gains.  Hummmm sound familiar all you catholics,

3rd the people.  I am a reformed catholic, thank God, because most don't have the smarts to see what is going on.  If God came down today, and told the catholic church to clean itself up, but one of the fathers etc... stated that it wasn't really God speaking, the "Flock" would listen to the Father instead of the Lord himself.

He wanted us to be sheep, not think like sheep.